Hello friends,
I've been asked by my wife's boss to deliver his profound remorse over the loss of your scripted television shows.
The United States must be held to a higher standard for broadcast quality. That's why President Obama has formed the position of Dramedy Czar, the appointee of which will seek to redress these situations and reunite us with our favorite actor-portrayals. If the reunion of an entire cast and forced production of a show can save just one life among the basement-dwellers of America who have little to hold onto besides the replica swords and posters displayed on their walls, I don't believe that's too high a price to pay.
In my own case, I was particularly fond of the "Debbie Does..." series. But I digress.
I again apologize on behalf of the current president.