Like A Mofo Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 To all you wanna-be commedians, the guy is back in the ICU today. 602776[/snapback] Things are turing around for CNN now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Is not a Vice-President that hunts quail better than a President that hunted tail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowLinesandArmadillos Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 First off, spoken like a true non-hunter. We always had a few, not drunk, but it was pretty common to have a little snappes, etc... to warm the bones. Have you ever been hunting, fired a rifle, etc... if not, STFU, you have no clue. 602766[/snapback] Yep, a guy like Cheney, a few stiff ones relaxes you so you can shoot without shaking, looks like he relax too much and forgot his friend was retrieving a quail he previously shot like a good old errand boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Is not a Vice-President that hunts quail better than a President that hunted tail? 602836[/snapback] I don't know, but Bill was/is quite the lothario, while Dick just shot a hunting buddy on a canned hunt. You tell me who's got more mojo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 To all you wanna-be commedians, the guy is back in the ICU today. 602776[/snapback] Spare us your hypocritical outrage. You would still be laughing your ass off if it was a liberal who shot another liberal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Spare us your hypocritical outrage. You would still be laughing your ass off if it was a liberal who shot another liberal. 602900[/snapback] The only liberals with guns are criminals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobblehead Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 To all you wanna-be commedians, the guy is back in the ICU today. 602776[/snapback] Please stay on message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 To all you wanna-be commedians, the guy is back in the ICU today. 602776[/snapback] Jokes are officially suspended until he is upgraded to stable. To everyone else that is not a wanna-be commedian, you should all get through this if you just hang together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickey Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Hmmm...should every depiction of President Clinton have showm him with an erection? 601757[/snapback] not in a family paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowLinesandArmadillos Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Jokes are officially suspended until he is upgraded to stable. To everyone else that is not a wanna-be commedian, you should all get through this if you just hang together. 602943[/snapback] Jeez you guys would never make it on Capitol Hill, they were making jokes when Reagan was shot, when Lee Atwater died of cancer, when Vince Foster "killed himself," when Sen. Heinz died, when Senator Wellstone died, anthrax, when the snipers were loose etc. Don't want the guy to die, but Cheney is a different story and a worthy target of any wannabe comedians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Jeez you guys would never make it on Capitol Hill, they were making jokes when Reagan was shot, when Lee Atwater died of cancer, when Vince Foster "killed himself," when Sen. Heinz died, when Senator Wellstone died, anthrax, when the snipers were loose etc. Don't want the guy to die, but Cheney is a different story and a worthy target of any wannabe comedians. 602969[/snapback] I think the joke suspender was joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowLinesandArmadillos Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 I think the joke suspender was joking. 602973[/snapback] Understood, still the above comment applies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander Hamilton Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 To all you wanna-be commedians, the guy is back in the ICU today. 602776[/snapback] That's OK. Happens all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Looks like he's had a heart attack from the buckshot lodged in there. Man shot by Cheney has minor heart attack But buried in the article.... It looks like the WH won't be outdone by the professional jokesters, or the wannabes: Just before the latest news on Whittington's health, the White House had apparently decided that the best way to deal with the incident was to joke about it. President Bush’s spokesman quipped Tuesday that the burnt orange school colors of the University of Texas championship football team that was visiting the White House shouldn’t be confused for hunter’s safety wear. “The orange that they’re wearing is not because they’re concerned that the vice president may be there,” joked White House press secretary Scott McClellan, following the lead of late-night television comedians. “That’s why I’m wearing it.” The president’s brother, Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, took a similar jab after slapping an orange sticker on his chest from the Florida Farm Bureau that read, “No Farmers, No Food.” “I’m a little concerned that Dick Cheney is going to walk in,” the governor cracked during an appearance in Tampa Monday. The WH was just as slow to recognize the humor as they were in giving the nation any info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 That's OK. Happens all the time. 602984[/snapback] Guy also apparently had a heart attack from the shot that lodged in his heart. How this squares with the initial story that "some pellets broke the skin" is beyond me. But not to worry. It's a minor heart attack. Like the five Cheney's had... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 First off, spoken like a true non-hunter. We always had a few, not drunk, but it was pretty common to have a little snappes, etc... to warm the bones. Have you ever been hunting, fired a rifle, etc... if not, STFU, you have no clue. 602766[/snapback] According to your logic we can't make statements about drunk drivers unless we've driven after having a few to warm our bones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Guy also apparently had a heart attack from the shot that lodged in his heart. How this squares with the initial story that "some pellets broke the skin" is beyond me. But not to worry. It's a minor heart attack. Like the five Cheney's had... 603004[/snapback] "Migrated" to his heart. Foreign objects can travel around the body, and bird shot is pretty small, roughly the size of coarse sand. It's not only entirely plausable that a piece of shot found its way into the circulatory system from his head or neck and made its way to his heart, I'd say that the hospital thought it was a significant risk, given that they'd put him in intensive care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blzrul Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Well let's see, guns don't kill people, people do. So let's see some person take responsibility instead of dodging it. Good thing Uncle Dick never travels without an entourage of physicians to restart is cold mechanical heart and, of course, an ambulance on standby. It IS nice that someone else's heart attack is "minor". Cripes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 According to your logic we can't make statements about drunk drivers unless we've driven after having a few to warm our bones. 603007[/snapback] Drunk driving is illegal, hunting accidents are not. It's similar to idiots who clammor on about friendly fire incidents. How the !@#$ do you know what happened, if you have never been in a similar type of environment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 So let's see some person take responsibility instead of dodging it.603021[/snapback] Have you heard ANYTHING to the contrary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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