Grand Poobah Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 ... After talking to my wife, my theory is that the poeple who are voting for Kevin are the same pople who pick up stray dogs. They see something helpless and they can't resist. ... 630154[/snapback] Let's not forget that KC is endorsed by votefortheworst.com. I wonder just how much pull these guys have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 That Ace dude and his lucky beanie have to go. No-talent hack gettin' by with his looks. I hate him. Once again, Kevin Covais is the closest thing to punk rock this competition has ever seen. No talent. No moves. An absolute black eye on the show. Our fight to bring down corporate rock and roll is in this anti-hero's mighty hands. Simon gets it. He knows how dangerous Covais is. That's why he came out swingin'. But Covais went right back at him in true punk style. The transformation of Kevin Covais into Kevin Co-viscious is almost complete. He is a heroin addiction and a dead girlfriend at the Chelsea Hotel away from immortality. I raise my middle finger to him. Melissa, or as my wife calls her, "The Pig," is done. How do you forget the words to a Stevie Wonder song? Twice!? Unlikable, and should be going home. Soon to be another hit and run at a cheap Hollywood motel. Bucky. Poor, poor, Bucky. I'm almost pulling for him, because he's totally out of his element. He's an underdog, an everyman, a car painter. Unfortunately, the country vote is now split because of Pickler and the merger between the guys and gals. Out of The Saucey Mynx and Bucky, who do you think the NASCAR crowd is going to vote to keep around? Bucky is "The Pig's" only chance of not getting tossed into the alley with the trash. Elliot bombed, but he'll still be able to survive. It's weird, but his family in the cheering section all had exceptional teeth. If Mandisa doesn't get to sing "It's Raining Men" at some point in this competition, I will feel cheated. Anyone want to bet Seacrest is seeing a therapist after spending time down around her sweaty ankles? You're a better man than me, Ryan (shudder). Pickler also bombed, but in true AI style, they have Seacrest do a freaking interview with her to rehabilitate her image with the voters. The fix is in, people. My wife is convinced that Taylor Hicks is gay. Just an FYI. We're liberals. We know what we're talking about. Paris, Lisa Tucker and her hot mom, and Katherine McFunbags are all safe. Daughtry. Wow. To tell you the truth, this guy should quit the competition right now while his stock is so high...come out early and declare eligability for the draft. Seriously, why does this guy need to be AI#5? Look at what that Bice guy from last year is doing. That song he did last week was atrocious. Chris, get the hell out now. You are way to good for this nonsense. By good, I mean talent, of course. I'm almost certain that I will hate the musical genre you will end up in. The Pig goes tonight. Bucky goes if the NASCAR fans abandon him for the Saucey Minx. They will toy with Co-visciuos all night, though. Just pack all that hate away, little buddy. Save that hate.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Vote for Pedro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Once again, Kevin Covais is the closest thing to punk rock this competition has ever seen. No talent. No moves. An absolute black eye on the show. Our fight to bring down corporate rock and roll is in this anti-hero's mighty hands. Simon gets it. He knows how dangerous Covais is. That's why he came out swingin'. But Covais went right back at him in true punk style. The transformation of Kevin Covais into Kevin Co-viscious is almost complete. He is a heroin addiction and a dead girlfriend at the Chelsea Hotel away from immortality. I raise my middle finger to him. 630815[/snapback] Man, you actually have me cheering him on now. I said before that he was a black-hole that sucked in all my joy and happiness. Now, he is my champion! The best would be if he won AI and then refused to accept the title - that would be Punk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Great line, man. I hate him and his lucky beanie. No-talent hack gettin' by with his looks. Once again, Kevin Covais is the closest thing to punk rock this competition has ever seen. No talent. No moves. An absolute black eye on the show. Our fight to bring down corporate rock and roll is in this anti-hero's mighty hands. Simon gets it. He knows how dangerous Covais is. That's why he came out swingin'. But Covais went right back at him in true punk style. The transformation of Kevin Covais into Kevin Co-viscious is almost complete. He is a heroin addiction and a dead girlfriend at the Chelsea Hotel away from immortality. I raise my middle finger to him. Melissa, or as my wife calls her, "The Pig," is done. How do you forget the words to a Stevie Wonder song? Twice!? Unlikable, and should be going home. Soon to be another hit and run at a cheap Hollywood motel. Bucky. Poor, poor, Bucky. I'm almost pulling for him, because he's totally out of his element. He's an underdog, an everyman, a car painter. Unfortunately, the country vote is now split because of Pickler and the merger between the guys and gals. Out of The Saucey Mynx and Bucky, who do you think the NASCAR crowd is going to vote to keep around? Bucky is "The Pig's" only chance of not getting tossed into the alley with the trash. Elliot bombed, but he'll still be able to survive. It's weird, but his family in the cheering section all had exceptional teeth. If Mandisa doesn't get to sing "It's Raining Men" at some point in this competition, I will feel cheated. Anyone want to bet Seacrest is seeing a therapist after spending time down around her sweaty ankles? You're a better man than me, Ryan (shudder). Pickler also bombed, but in true AI style, they have Seacrest do a freaking interview with her to rehabilitate her image with the voters. The fix is in, people. My wife is convinced that Taylor Hicks is gay. Just an FYI. We're liberals. We know what we're talking about. Paris, Lisa Tucker and her hot mom, and Katherine McFunbags are all safe. Daughtry. Wow. To tell you the truth, this guy should quit the competition right now while his stock is so high...come out early and declare eligability for the draft. Seriously, why does this guy need to be AI#5? Look at what that Bice guy from last year is doing. That song he did last week was atrocious. Chris, get the hell out now. You are way to good for this nonsense. By good, I mean talent, of course. I'm almost certain that I will hate the musical genre you will end up in. The Pig goes tonight. Bucky goes if the NASCAR fans abandon him for the Saucey Minx. They will toy with Co-visciuos all night, though. Just pack all that hate away, little buddy. Save that hate.... 630815[/snapback] Sounds like you need to get your wife to post here too! Twice as much to look forward to each week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Vote for Pedro 630823[/snapback] lol....Napoleon Dynamite references are like good fart jokes with me.....they get me every damn time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 No Taylor? 630783[/snapback] Taylor = Spazz! Classic line last night: Spazz when he met Stevie Wonder, "Nice to see you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 My wife is convinced that Taylor Hicks is gay. Just an FYI. We're liberals. We know what we're talking about. 630815[/snapback] Many think that he is an idiot savant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Great line, man. I hate him and his lucky beanie. No-talent hack gettin' by with his looks. Once again, Kevin Covais is the closest thing to punk rock this competition has ever seen. No talent. No moves. An absolute black eye on the show. Our fight to bring down corporate rock and roll is in this anti-hero's mighty hands. Simon gets it. He knows how dangerous Covais is. That's why he came out swingin'. But Covais went right back at him in true punk style. The transformation of Kevin Covais into Kevin Co-viscious is almost complete. He is a heroin addiction and a dead girlfriend at the Chelsea Hotel away from immortality. I raise my middle finger to him. Melissa, or as my wife calls her, "The Pig," is done. How do you forget the words to a Stevie Wonder song? Twice!? Unlikable, and should be going home. Soon to be another hit and run at a cheap Hollywood motel. Bucky. Poor, poor, Bucky. I'm almost pulling for him, because he's totally out of his element. He's an underdog, an everyman, a car painter. Unfortunately, the country vote is now split because of Pickler and the merger between the guys and gals. Out of The Saucey Mynx and Bucky, who do you think the NASCAR crowd is going to vote to keep around? Bucky is "The Pig's" only chance of not getting tossed into the alley with the trash. Elliot bombed, but he'll still be able to survive. It's weird, but his family in the cheering section all had exceptional teeth. If Mandisa doesn't get to sing "It's Raining Men" at some point in this competition, I will feel cheated. Anyone want to bet Seacrest is seeing a therapist after spending time down around her sweaty ankles? You're a better man than me, Ryan (shudder). Pickler also bombed, but in true AI style, they have Seacrest do a freaking interview with her to rehabilitate her image with the voters. The fix is in, people. My wife is convinced that Taylor Hicks is gay. Just an FYI. We're liberals. We know what we're talking about. Paris, Lisa Tucker and her hot mom, and Katherine McFunbags are all safe. Daughtry. Wow. To tell you the truth, this guy should quit the competition right now while his stock is so high...come out early and declare eligability for the draft. Seriously, why does this guy need to be AI#5? Look at what that Bice guy from last year is doing. That song he did last week was atrocious. Chris, get the hell out now. You are way to good for this nonsense. By good, I mean talent, of course. I'm almost certain that I will hate the musical genre you will end up in. The Pig goes tonight. Bucky goes if the NASCAR fans abandon him for the Saucey Minx. They will toy with Co-visciuos all night, though. Just pack all that hate away, little buddy. Save that hate.... 630815[/snapback] Outstanding summary. Keep up the good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Outstanding summary. Keep up the good work. 631114[/snapback] Yeah, I like to read them too. Good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I got 2 out of 3 right, but the one I did'nt predict got sent home. Makes you wonder what would have happened had Ayla not gotten kicked off last week. My current standings: 1.Chris 2.Katharine 3.Taylor 4.Paris 5.Mandisa 6.Kelly 7.Bucky 8.Kevin 9.Elliott 10.Lisa 11.Ace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSU_Mouse Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 My wife is convinced that Taylor Hicks is gay. Just an FYI. We're liberals. We know what we're talking about. 630815[/snapback] What does your gay-dar say about Ace? I'm pretty convinced - I mean for crying out loud, his first two songs were George Michael and Michael Jackson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 I got 2 out of 3 right, but the one I did'nt predict got sent home. Makes you wonder what would have happened had Ayla not gotten kicked off last week. My current standings: 1.Chris 2.Katharine 3.Taylor 4.Paris 5.Mandisa 6.Kelly 7.Bucky 8.Kevin 9.Elliott 10.Lisa 11.Ace 631617[/snapback] That's a pretty good list, especially after what happened last night... I think you nailed the top 2, big gap between them & the rest of the pack right now. I thought Mandisa belonged up there as well, but now I'm thinking her image may hurt her in the end. Things can change pretty quick though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I'm thinking her image may hurt her in the end. 631904[/snapback] I've got something that might hurt her in the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I got 2 out of 3 right, but the one I did'nt predict got sent home. Makes you wonder what would have happened had Ayla not gotten kicked off last week. My current standings: 1.Chris 2.Katharine 3.Taylor 4.Paris 5.Mandisa 6.Kelly 7.Bucky 8.Kevin 9.Elliott 10.Lisa 11.Ace 631617[/snapback] My only issue with your list is Bucky.....I have yet to see the guy actually SING something.....you can usually barely hear him over the music, and his so-called vocals do nothing for me. I think if it were me, I'd bump Elliot up to 7 and drop Bucky to 10 (I think Ace sucks, too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 My only issue with your list is Bucky.....I have yet to see the guy actually SING something.....you can usually barely hear him over the music, and his so-called vocals do nothing for me. I think if it were me, I'd bump Elliot up to 7 and drop Bucky to 10 (I think Ace sucks, too) 632252[/snapback] I would have Bucky at the bottom of the list if he had made bottom 3 last night. That version of Superstition was very weak & would've been my choice for worst if not for Kevin singing "Part Time Lover" ... now that Melissa's gone, I think there will be a 2-3 week run on guys getting voted off. I will miss her rack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I would have Bucky at the bottom of the list if he had made bottom 3 last night. That version of Superstition was very weak & would've been my choice for worst if not for Kevin singing "Part Time Lover" ... now that Melissa's gone, I think there will be a 2-3 week run on guys getting voted off. I will miss her rack. 632273[/snapback] Yeah, Melissa was very sexy in the butterface tradition....I much rather be hearing her sexy sultry voice and looking at those curves as opposed to having to tolerate bucky for another week At least chicken large has got some personality and is taking advantage of his 15 mins.....Bucky is just kinda there....God forbid they bring Bucky II up on stage again....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Avenger Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Great line, man. I hate him and his lucky beanie. No-talent hack gettin' by with his looks. Once again, Kevin Covais is the closest thing to punk rock this competition has ever seen. No talent. No moves. An absolute black eye on the show. Our fight to bring down corporate rock and roll is in this anti-hero's mighty hands. Simon gets it. He knows how dangerous Covais is. That's why he came out swingin'. But Covais went right back at him in true punk style. The transformation of Kevin Covais into Kevin Co-viscious is almost complete. He is a heroin addiction and a dead girlfriend at the Chelsea Hotel away from immortality. I raise my middle finger to him. Melissa, or as my wife calls her, "The Pig," is done. How do you forget the words to a Stevie Wonder song? Twice!? Unlikable, and should be going home. Soon to be another hit and run at a cheap Hollywood motel. Bucky. Poor, poor, Bucky. I'm almost pulling for him, because he's totally out of his element. He's an underdog, an everyman, a car painter. Unfortunately, the country vote is now split because of Pickler and the merger between the guys and gals. Out of The Saucey Mynx and Bucky, who do you think the NASCAR crowd is going to vote to keep around? Bucky is "The Pig's" only chance of not getting tossed into the alley with the trash. Elliot bombed, but he'll still be able to survive. It's weird, but his family in the cheering section all had exceptional teeth. If Mandisa doesn't get to sing "It's Raining Men" at some point in this competition, I will feel cheated. Anyone want to bet Seacrest is seeing a therapist after spending time down around her sweaty ankles? You're a better man than me, Ryan (shudder). Pickler also bombed, but in true AI style, they have Seacrest do a freaking interview with her to rehabilitate her image with the voters. The fix is in, people. My wife is convinced that Taylor Hicks is gay. Just an FYI. We're liberals. We know what we're talking about. Paris, Lisa Tucker and her hot mom, and Katherine McFunbags are all safe. Daughtry. Wow. To tell you the truth, this guy should quit the competition right now while his stock is so high...come out early and declare eligability for the draft. Seriously, why does this guy need to be AI#5? Look at what that Bice guy from last year is doing. That song he did last week was atrocious. Chris, get the hell out now. You are way to good for this nonsense. By good, I mean talent, of course. I'm almost certain that I will hate the musical genre you will end up in. The Pig goes tonight. Bucky goes if the NASCAR fans abandon him for the Saucey Minx. They will toy with Co-visciuos all night, though. Just pack all that hate away, little buddy. Save that hate.... 630815[/snapback] That is one of the funniest posts I have ever seen - good work! -"He is a heroin addiction and a dead girlfriend at the Chelsea Hotel away from immortality" - I'm seeing him in whole new light now... -"If Mandisa doesn't get to sing "It's Raining Men" at some point in this competition, I will feel cheated." - Agreed, although she did sing I'm Every Woman "Pickler also bombed, but in true AI style, they have Seacrest do a freaking interview with her to rehabilitate her image with the voters. The fix is in, people." - Agree 100% - she didn't sing well so you had to let her show some of her "Saucy Mink" (and it's Mink, not Mynx) style and let her talk. She won't be voted off until its down to singing rather than style/backstory. -"My wife is convinced that Taylor Hicks is gay" - I'm not sure he's gay, I just think he wishes he was blind - he's already adopted the crazy, unexplained swaying motions of Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder. Like wealthy suburban white kids trying to be straight outta Compton, Taylor Hicks wants to be a great blind musician. -"Katherine McFunbags" - Exactly. Damn - where did those come from? "Daughtry. Wow. To tell you the truth, this guy should quit the competition right now while his stock is so high" - Agree again - this guy doesn't need this competition - he could front a good rock band now (too bad he's under contract to the Idol folks who will force him to sing pop and/or Barney the Dinosaur cover tunes). I say they push him into a boy band and and we learn later that he put a gun in his mouth and took the easy way out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 -"Katherine McFunbags" - Exactly. Damn - where did those come from? 632300[/snapback] She is all kinds of hot and sexy....When they showed that clip of her back in Hollywood when she had just gotten out of the shower and began moisturizing her legs, I had some schwingage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilsAlum Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 If Mandisa doesn't get to sing "It's Raining Men" at some point in this competition, I will feel cheated. Anyone want to bet Seacrest is seeing a therapist after spending time down around her sweaty ankles? You're a better man than me, Ryan (shudder). 630815[/snapback] Funny thing is I was just saying this to my wife. Maybe when she does her first video for MTV Mandisa will be replaced with a thin model. Thin C&C Music factory ( Obviously people under a certain age will not know that one of the "It's raining Men" singers sang on the Song Sweat and was replaced with a hot & skinny model) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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