Moose Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Marv Levy - Gandalf the Gray, and White Ralph Wilson - King Theoden (or perhaps Treebeard) J.P. Losman - Frodo Baggins Kelly Holcomb - Bilbo Baggins Willis McGahee - Samwise Gamgee Mike Mularkey - Wormtongue Bill Belichick - Saruman Patriots - The Uruk-hai Miami Dolphins - Orcs Jets - Trolls Referees - The Black Riders Up for Grabs: Aragorn - Legolas - Gimli - Gollum - Others? Have at it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Legolas = McGee Gollum = Drew Rosenhaus Boromir = Moulds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted January 6, 2006 Author Share Posted January 6, 2006 Boromir = Moulds 556311[/snapback] Uh oh... does that mean he's a goner? BTW, your post lead me to add the following: Denethor - Tom Donahoe Faramir - Tom Modrak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 See Mularkey is more like Gollum. Everyone knows he is evil/bad but Frodo (Ralph) keeps him around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eSJayDee Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 How 'bout Parrish (he's small) & Evans as the Took (Perigrin & ??) brothers? Sam Adams has the build of a large Gimli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 How 'bout Parrish (he's small) & Evans as the Took (Perigrin & ??) brothers? 556356[/snapback] Merry (Meriadoc Brandybuck) and Pip (Peregrin Took) weren't brothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Gollum = Drew Rosenhaus 556311[/snapback] Bravo!!! But the only problem is him nearly being a hero at the end. Thats as far from Rosenhaus as you can get! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I love LOTR as much as anyone on this board, but you guys have waaaaay too much free time on your hands. That said: The Steelers should be the Black Riders The Patriots should be the Nazgul. Jim Kelly is Aragorn (reluctant to be in Buffalo at first, but became King). Takeo Spikes is Legolas. London Fletcher is Gimli (because he's short for a linebacker). I haven't figured out Gollum yet, but remember he wants a ring verrrrry badly, so I guess it could be anyone in the Bills front office. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agilen Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 See Mularkey is more like Gollum. Everyone knows he is evil/bad but Frodo (Ralph) keeps him around. 556327[/snapback] Agreed....actually, I just think that Donahoe was more Wormtounge, and now Marv(Gandalf) finally convinced Wilson (Theoden) to get rid of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 The Steelers should be the Black RidersThe Patriots should be the Nazgul. 556472[/snapback] uhhh, ummm the Black Riders are the Nazgul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 uhhh, ummm the Black Riders are the Nazgul 556574[/snapback] Shows you how much I hate both teams. My mistake...it was my belief that the winged black creatures were the Nazgul. That's what I meant. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet baboo Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Willis could never be Samwise Gamgee...he lacks the heart when Donahoe was on the team, Ralph was King Theoden and Donahoe was wormtongue McGee looks to me like Frodo since he's the size of a hobbit anyway and Moorman would be Samwise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe in NC Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I love LOTR as much as anyone on this board, but you guys have waaaaay too much free time on your hands. That said: The Steelers should be the Black Riders The Patriots should be the Nazgul. Jim Kelly is Aragorn (reluctant to be in Buffalo at first, but became King). Takeo Spikes is Legolas. London Fletcher is Gimli (because he's short for a linebacker). I haven't figured out Gollum yet, but remember he wants a ring verrrrry badly, so I guess it could be anyone in the Bills front office. Mike 556472[/snapback] Lindell is Gollum. He's helping the team but still scares the hell outa me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
34-78-83 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Marv Levy - Gandalf the Gray, and WhiteRalph Wilson - King Theoden (or perhaps Treebeard) J.P. Losman - Frodo Baggins Kelly Holcomb - Bilbo Baggins Willis McGahee - Samwise Gamgee Mike Mularkey - Wormtongue Bill Belichick - Saruman Patriots - The Uruk-hai Miami Dolphins - Orcs Jets - Trolls Referees - The Black Riders Others? Have at it! 556298[/snapback] Great post and a nice diversion Boromir(sp?) is definitely TKO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I think I'd have cast Ralph as Denethor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
34-78-83 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Rusty Jones was Elrond ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsWatch Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 WGR are the Ringwraiths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAMIEBUF12 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I love LOTR as much as anyone on this board, but you guys have waaaaay too much free time on your hands. That said: The Steelers should be the Black Riders The Patriots should be the Nazgul. Jim Kelly is Aragorn (reluctant to be in Buffalo at first, but became King). Takeo Spikes is Legolas. London Fletcher is Gimli (because he's short for a linebacker). I haven't figured out Gollum yet, but remember he wants a ring verrrrry badly, so I guess it could be anyone in the Bills front office. Mike 556472[/snapback] i dont wanna diss the owner,but.ralphie is starting to look alot like gollum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarkLessWagMore Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Ralph Wilson - King Theoden (or perhaps Treebeard) 556298[/snapback] Treebeard talks too fast to be Ralph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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