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Two Arab mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures, and they start reminiscing.

 

"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now"

 

"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.

 

 

"He's a martyr now, though" mum confides. "

 

Oh, so sad dear" says the other.

 

 

 

"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21"

 

"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born".

 

 

"He's a martyr, too" says mum quietly.

 

 

 

“Oh gracious me ", says the other.

 

"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18", she whispers.

 

 

"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school".

 

 

"He's a martyr, also", says mum, with tears in her eyes.

 

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"They blow up so fast, don't they?"

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A guy walks into a sex shop and tells the clerk he wants to buy a blow up doll. The clerk asks if he wants a Christian doll or a Muslim one.

 

The guy asks whats the differnce....

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The Clerk says, " well, you have to blow up the christian doll, the muslim one blow up themselves."

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Actually, he was serious.  Since the vests are worn around the torso and meant to direct the blast horizontally rather than vertically, the head and legs/feet are oft times found intact.

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.....and where else can you get a torso workout like that. Look, he had briani for lunch....

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Actually, he was serious.  Since the vests are worn around the torso and meant to direct the blast horizontally rather than vertically, the head and legs/feet are oft times found intact.

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Where ever do you people find such disgusting photos and suicide bomber trivia?

 

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

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