Big Blitz Posted June 10 Posted June 10 10 new thread posts in 20 minutes. Totally here to “discuss” events. Apparently he thinks we can discuss all of them at once. 1
BillsFanNC Posted June 13 Author Posted June 13 PPP Commie Shlit Posting Analytics Team Update. Re: Shlit Posting Barrage Metric. As many here at PPP are keenly aware, the forum is often subjected to a furious barrage of shlit posting on a daily basis. Our lead analyst, Big Balls, has been working hard to outline the parameters of what constitutes a shlit post barrage. We are now prepared to share these metrics. Please use this guide to document any shlit post barrage events in the shlit post observation thread. 1. A single poster must bump >5 threads at a rate of one thread bumped every 120 seconds. So five threads bumped in less 10 minutes is the minimum for the first metric to be satisfied. 2. #1 alone does not constitute a shlit post barrage. At the same time >75% of the bumped threads must be bumped from beyond page one of PPP. Once both #1 and #2 are satisfied, the shlit post barrage clock has officially begun. 3. The shlit post barrage continues until the elapsed time from last bumped thread exceeds 0.5x the total elapsed time of the barrage. Example of shlit post barrage: 8 threads bumped in 14 minutes. 7 of 8 threads bumped from beyond page one. Shlit post barrage clock begins. SPB T0 from initial post 14 minutes ago. Two more threads are bumped at SPB+3, SPB+6. Therefore total time of barrage is now 20 minutes (14+6). Ten minutes pass before next thread bump. (20*0.5) and the barrage is considered officially over after 20 minutes. SPB T=20.
BillsFanNC Posted June 25 Author Posted June 25 Big Balls will now be 50% time committed to analysis of commie shlit posting here at PPP. 1
BillsFanNC Posted July 3 Author Posted July 3 PPP Shlit Posting Analytics Team Update. We are aware of the unprecedented shlit posting barrage ongoing tonight Big Balls is directing his team and monitoring the situation accordingly. Additionally we are monitoring appropriate psych wards in the vicinity as this unprecedented activity indicates a high likelihood of patient intake soon. We will have a full report in the coming days.
Homelander Posted July 3 Posted July 3 5 minutes ago, BillsFanNC said: PPP Shlit Posting Analytics Team Update. We are aware of the unprecedented shlit posting barrage ongoing tonight Big Balls is directing his team and monitoring the situation accordingly. Additionally we are monitoring appropriate psych wards in the vicinity as this unprecedented activity indicates a high likelihood of patient intake soon. We will have a full report in the coming days. Everyone knows the only ***** positing here is you. On 9/27/2024 at 9:36 AM, BillsFanNC said: So our friend phypon has not posted in a week. I wonder what happened? Moral: Do not ask mods to intervene in the cesspool. It won't end well. Unless you're the King.
BillsFanNC Posted July 3 Author Posted July 3 We are aware of a new TDS shlit posting barrage meltdown this AM from the 4thSchlong. Psych wards still under constant surveillance in anticipation of patient intake. A massive breakdown of cope and seethe management of the TDS affliction is spurring a surge of case progressions to end stage. As always Big Balls and team are on it. 1
BillsFanNC Posted Wednesday at 09:43 PM Author Posted Wednesday at 09:43 PM Big balls has returned from vacation and is monitoring the current shlit posting in real time.
BillsFanNC Posted Wednesday at 10:07 PM Author Posted Wednesday at 10:07 PM 9 of 11 threads in current shlit posting barrage bumped from beyond page 1. 1
BillsFanNC Posted yesterday at 03:10 AM Author Posted yesterday at 03:10 AM Big balls has determined that the russia collusion hoax being fully debunked has caused a shlit posting barrage of unprecedented proportions. PPPs King shlit poster is sustaining itself solely upon an out of control loop of eating its own shlit, puking it out and consuming the shlit/puke mix again. Big Balls has recruited expert colleagues in nutritional biochemistry for consultation.
Joe Ferguson forever Posted yesterday at 03:18 AM Posted yesterday at 03:18 AM (edited) 14 minutes ago, BillsFanNC said: Big balls has determined that the russia collusion hoax being fully debunked has caused a shlit posting barrage of unprecedented proportions. PPPs King shlit poster is sustaining itself solely upon an out of control loop of eating its own shlit, puking it out and consuming the shlit/puke mix again. Big Balls has recruited expert colleagues in nutritional biochemistry for consultation. That's a bozo no no..."Eat shite clown". Bread and circuses, a very old play. Edited yesterday at 03:25 AM by Joe Ferguson forever
Big Blitz Posted yesterday at 03:55 AM Posted yesterday at 03:55 AM 43 minutes ago, BillsFanNC said: Big balls has determined that the russia collusion hoax being fully debunked has caused a shlit posting barrage of unprecedented proportions. PPPs King shlit poster is sustaining itself solely upon an out of control loop of eating its own shlit, puking it out and consuming the shlit/puke mix again. Big Balls has recruited expert colleagues in nutritional biochemistry for consultation. ONE HUNDRED POSTS !!! IN THE LAST 28 HOURS! That is insanity. Did we get that wellness check!???
Bray Wyatt Posted yesterday at 04:06 AM Posted yesterday at 04:06 AM 10 minutes ago, Big Blitz said: ONE HUNDRED POSTS !!! IN THE LAST 28 HOURS! That is insanity. Did we get that wellness check!??? I think we are going to break the bots algorithm 🤣
Wacka Posted 21 hours ago Posted 21 hours ago (edited) 7 hours ago, BillsFanNC said: Big balls has determined that the russia collusion hoax being fully debunked has caused a shlit posting barrage of unprecedented proportions. PPPs King shlit poster is sustaining itself solely upon an out of control loop of eating its own shlit, puking it out and consuming the shlit/puke mix again. Big Balls has recruited expert colleagues in nutritional biochemistry for consultation. Its it's own "human centipede'. Edited 21 hours ago by Wacka 3
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