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10 new thread posts in 20 minutes.  
 

Totally here to “discuss” events.  Apparently he thinks we can discuss all of them at once.  

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PPP Commie Shlit Posting Analytics Team Update.

 

Re: Shlit Posting Barrage Metric.

 

As many here at PPP are keenly aware, the forum is often subjected to a furious barrage of shlit posting on a daily basis.

 

Our lead analyst, Big Balls, has been working hard to outline the parameters of what constitutes a shlit post barrage.

 

We are now prepared to share these metrics. 

 

Please use this guide to document any shlit post barrage events in the shlit post observation thread.

 

1. A single poster must bump >5 threads at a rate of one thread bumped every 120 seconds. So five threads bumped in less 10 minutes is the minimum for the first metric to be satisfied.

 

2. #1 alone does not constitute a shlit post barrage. At the same time >75% of the bumped threads must be bumped from beyond page one of PPP.

 

Once both #1 and #2 are satisfied, the shlit post barrage clock has officially begun.

 

3. The shlit post barrage continues until the elapsed time from last bumped thread exceeds 0.5x the total elapsed time of the barrage. 

 

Example of shlit post barrage:

 

8 threads bumped in 14 minutes.

 

7 of 8 threads bumped from beyond page one.

 

Shlit post barrage clock begins. SPB T0 from initial post 14 minutes ago.

 

Two more threads are bumped at SPB+3, SPB+6.

 

Therefore total time of barrage is now 20 minutes (14+6).

 

Ten minutes pass before next thread bump. (20*0.5) and the barrage is considered officially over after 20 minutes.

 

SPB T=20.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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PPP Shlit Posting Analytics Team Update.

 

We are aware of the unprecedented shlit posting barrage ongoing tonight 

 

Big Balls is directing his team and monitoring the situation accordingly.

 

Additionally we are monitoring appropriate psych wards in the vicinity as this unprecedented activity indicates a high likelihood of patient intake soon.

 

We will have a full report in the coming days.

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5 minutes ago, BillsFanNC said:

PPP Shlit Posting Analytics Team Update.

 

We are aware of the unprecedented shlit posting barrage ongoing tonight 

 

Big Balls is directing his team and monitoring the situation accordingly.

 

Additionally we are monitoring appropriate psych wards in the vicinity as this unprecedented activity indicates a high likelihood of patient intake soon.

 

We will have a full report in the coming days.

 

Everyone knows the only ***** positing here is you.

 

On 9/27/2024 at 9:36 AM, BillsFanNC said:

 

So our friend phypon has not posted in a week.

 

I wonder what happened?

 

Moral: Do not ask mods to intervene in the cesspool.

 

It won't end well.

 

Unless you're the King.

 

 

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We are aware of a new TDS shlit posting barrage meltdown this AM from the 4thSchlong.

 

Psych wards still under constant surveillance in anticipation of patient intake.

 

 A massive breakdown of cope and seethe management of the TDS affliction is spurring a surge of case progressions to end stage.

 

As always Big Balls and team are on it.

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