Alaska Darin Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 Which do you think helped advanced the quality of music more: Michael Jackson and Mick Jagger singing "State of Shock" or Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney singing "The Doggone Girl is Mine"? 322425[/snapback] Red Alert! Red Alert! Mock has been sucked through the worm hole and is stuck in a bizarro universe. Battle stations people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfmeister Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Michael Vick sure is a busy fella, ain't he? I'm surprised he has time to hang with you. Still, I have to admit I no longer follow rap/hip-hop but it's tough to go wrong with De La Soul/Missy Elliot/Will Smith... 322489[/snapback] Thanks ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 When throwing crap at another monkey, is it best to use a soft, arcing underhand toss over the treetops to hit him with a plunging projectile, or is a blazing fast flat-trajectoried overhand throw better? 322482[/snapback] Depends on how much you like the monkey. For example, if the other simian is a BF equivalent - Nolan Ryan his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 For example, if the other simian is a BF equivalent 322529[/snapback] Fortunately, most of us crap-throwing monkeys are better than that. If only because we know and admit that we are, in fact, crap-throwing monkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 When beating an employee into submission, do you prefer the right cross to the temple or the left uppercut to the jaw? Please don't deviate from the preferred options. My employee is waiting for their punishment, please advise soon, as I don't want piss on my floor. Bloods ok though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 When beating an employee into submission, do you prefer the right cross to the temple or the left uppercut to the jaw? Please don't deviate from the preferred options.My employee is waiting for their punishment, please advise soon, as I don't want piss on my floor. Bloods ok though. 322533[/snapback] Hey, no putting caveats on my "advice." I'm big on the "drop something in front of them and when they go to pick it up, lift the knee." Guaranteed to send the message while giving the "whoops, accident" defense some merit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJsackedagain Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 My son and I recently were busted by adelphia for downloading copyright movies. I'm too dumb to think for myself. What should I do? 322318[/snapback] is this what they call a father-son bonding session??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 I think the sky is falling every time I read a post on the TBD web site. What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 I am middle aged, overweight, and in 15% tax bracket. How do I find a trophy wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 If I go to the Bills game in New Orleans, what are the chances that I go into the French Quarter and am never seen or heard from again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Should I fake my orgasms? I'm a guy, BTW. 322413[/snapback] That is a contradictory statement following that question, unless you are talking about the 4th in a row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 I think the sky is falling every time I read a post on the TBD web site. What should I do? 322680[/snapback] RLPM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 I am middle aged, overweight, and in 15% tax bracket. How do I find a trophy wife? 322697[/snapback] Smut store. Make sure you follow the inflation instructions on the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 If I go to the Bills game in New Orleans, what are the chances that I go into the French Quarter and am never seen or heard from again? 322701[/snapback] Slim to none. Bourbon Street is best traveled with a cadre of friends who can help you stumble back to your hotel the following morning. You are allowed to have open containers and Hurricanes at Patty O's are mandatory. However, you should not bet street people there on any subject. One of my buddies got caught with the "I'll bet you five bucks I can tell you where you got your shoes" grift. Idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paris Hilton's Sidekick Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Who do you think is the bigger victim: me, the Wendy's Chili or the Plastic Cup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 Who do you think is the bigger victim: me, the Wendy's Chili or the Plastic Cup? 322767[/snapback] Hmmmmmmmm. You: More bacteria than a Ron Mexico lab sample. Wendy's Chili: Leftover Grade D beef that couldn't be sold over the last 96 hours. Plastic Cup: Indirect cause of BF's idiot spasm. Tough call. I'll defer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF_in_Indiana Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 My name is Ron Artest and I'm currently awaiting trial on an assault charge. What is my best option? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 My name is Ron Artest and I'm currently awaiting trial on an assault charge. What is my best option? 322807[/snapback] Ask that they not serve refreshments to the trial observers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF_in_Indiana Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Ask that they not serve refreshments to the trial observers. 322811[/snapback] So beating up a jury of my peers is out of the question then? What if the judge throws "the" book at me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawgg Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Please for the record, predict to the best of ability the Bills record this upcoming season as well as their standing in the AFC East. Thank you in advance. Ask that they not serve refreshments to the trial observers. 322811[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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