Alaska Darin Posted April 29, 2005 Author Share Posted April 29, 2005 I take it he had instructions to shoot you if you said anything inappropriate? 323285[/snapback] No. In the event of something like that, they debrief the folks who heard it and pretty much threaten them with "death by bunga bunga" if they ever breathe a word of what they heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 No. In the event of something like that, they debrief the folks who heard it and pretty much threaten them with "death by bunga bunga" if they ever breathe a word of what they heard. 323303[/snapback] I know it's Friday, but what's death by bunga bunga? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Yeah. I'm crushed. It's so bad I'm considering making Ron Artest my all time favorite athlete. 322987[/snapback] Now I'm crushed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 I know it's Friday, but what's death by bunga bunga? 323305[/snapback] Cleaned up a bit... Three Anthropologists are studying an African tribe. Perched carefully in a tree, they are about to witness tribal rituals never seen before by civilized nations. Suddenly the branch breaks and they found themselves surrounded with spears at their throats. A man wearing a necklace skull and feathers approaches them. Amazingly, he speaks English. "You have disturbed our sacred rites, for this you must be punished" He looks at the first man and says, "Death or Bunga Bunga for 10 minutes?" The man, thinking that Bunga Bunga is certainly better than death, says, "Bunga Bunga" The Chief throws him across a log and proceeds to "Ned Beatty" him for 10 minutes. After he is done, the chief says, "You are free to go." The Chief looks at the second man and says, "Death or Bunga Bunga for 1 hour?" The second man considers his family, and says "Bunga Bunga" The Chief throws him across a log and does the same for 1 hour. After he is done, he says "You are free to go." The second man quickly leaves Finally, The Chief looks at the third man and says, "Death or Bunga Bunga for 2 hours" The third man thinks that he cannot stand being violated for that long and says "Death" The Chief looks at with a smile, and says, "Ok, Death...By Bunga Bunga" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Darin--- I'm a 32 year old father of one married to a demanding spouse. How long would someone last if naked in december in the ANWR? Thanks, Ridiculous in PA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 29, 2005 Author Share Posted April 29, 2005 Darin--- I'm a 32 year old father of one married to a demanding spouse. How long would someone last if naked in december in the ANWR? Thanks, Ridiculous in PA 323439[/snapback] About 2 minutes. Though the last feeling before death is tremendous warmth in the torso, as all the blood rushes there to keep the organs alive. Sounds more palatable than your current situation, to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 About 2 minutes. Though the last feeling before death is tremendous warmth in the torso, as all the blood rushes there to keep the organs alive. Sounds more palatable than your current situation, to be honest. 323476[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Though the last feeling before death is tremendous warmth in the torso, as all the blood rushes there to keep the organs alive. 323476[/snapback] Darin, How could you know this? Wouldn't anyone who's experienced it be unable to tell about it for being dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 29, 2005 Author Share Posted April 29, 2005 Darin, How could you know this? Wouldn't anyone who's experienced it be unable to tell about it for being dead? 323645[/snapback] I read it somewhere - and I believe everything I read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Plastic Cup Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Who do you think is the bigger victim: me, the Wendy's Chili or the Plastic Cup? 322767[/snapback] How did I get dragged into this? I was just trying to give Mr. Artest a cool drink. He looked thirsty laying on that table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 I read it somewhere - and I believe everything I read. 323653[/snapback] The guy who died this way obviously carved it in snow. "Dying....feel warm" I only believe the last thing I read not everything. Makes life easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paris Hilton's Sidekick Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 How did I get dragged into this? I was just trying to give Mr. Artest a cool drink. He looked thirsty laying on that table. 323662[/snapback] Some people think you're the reason Artest went nutso. They go so far as to suggest that Artest is a victim. The way I see it, if Artest can be a victim, surely you can be a victim, too! Come to think of it...I don't believe Mr. Alaska ever answered this question. I still maintain I'm the biggest victim of the three of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Plastic Cup Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Some people think you're the reason Artest went nutso. They go so far as to suggest that Artest is a victim. The way I see it, if Artest can be a victim, surely you can be a victim, too! Come to think of it...I don't believe Mr. Alaska ever answered this question. I still maintain I'm the biggest victim of the three of us. 323905[/snapback] Yes, it was entirely unfair for me to be blamed for anything. All I was trying to do was help a thirsty person! But since you are probably called 'Nicole Ritchie' a lot, you're right. You probably are the biggest victim. I wouldn't count on an answer from King Crab....after all, it's Friday now, free advice is over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tossy McSalad Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 He looked thirsty laying on that table. 323662[/snapback] That's nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paris Hilton's Sidekick Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 I wouldn't count on an answer from King Crab....after all, it's Friday now, free advice is over. 323912[/snapback] I miss the old days when King Crab would still give advice on Fridays. But ever since he joined that Local Free Advice Union #669, his overtime restrictions have been pretty tight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Plastic Cup Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 I miss the old days when King Crab would still give advice on Fridays. But ever since he joined that Local Free Advice Union #669, his overtime restrictions have been pretty tight. 323918[/snapback] Maybe we can raise taxes on the board to pay for his time and a half for giving advice on Fridays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paris Hilton's Sidekick Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Maybe we can raise taxes on the board to pay for his time and a half for giving advice on Fridays. 323924[/snapback] Good idea. But first, let's raise taxes to pay for the creation of a committee to conduct a feasibility study on what it would cost to pay him overtime based on the average number of posts per person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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