Alaska Darin Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 So beating up a jury of my peers is out of the question then? 322819[/snapback] Nope. Actually in your case I'd highly recommend trying it. What if the judge throws "the" book at me? Hope it hits you square in the melon and that has some positive effect on your woefully lacking cognitive abilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF_in_Indiana Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Nope. Actually in your case I'd highly recommend trying it.Hope it hits you square in the melon and that has some positive effect on your woefully lacking cognitive abilities. 322826[/snapback] Well I can see I'm in for a rough time then. Thanks Dear Abby err Darin. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 Well I can see I'm in for a rough time then. Thanks Dear Abby err Darin. LOL. 322830[/snapback] You're welcome. Good luck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobblehead Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Do you have teeth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 Do you have teeth? 322834[/snapback] Yes. All but my wisdom's, which some Air Force jawbreaker removed as part of a public service. Did YOU know they use pliers for such endeavors? I didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Do you have teeth? 322834[/snapback] I am reluctant to reply, this sounds like a trap. But, but, but, ......................okay, I do have teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob in SC Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 We were expecting our daughter's live-in boyfriend to finally buy her a ring, but he just bought a boat instead. What should we name it? What should we call him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 We were expecting our daughter's live-in boyfriend to finally buy her a ring, but he just bought a boat instead. What should we name it? What should we call him? 322883[/snapback] The boat: The Ms. Milk-for-Free The boyfriend: Captian of the Ms. Milk for Free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Yes. All but my wisdom's, which some Air Force jawbreaker removed as part of a public service. Did YOU know they use pliers for such endeavors? I didn't. 322837[/snapback] Actually, all the best dentist-wannabes use pliers. I remember a particular dentist-in-waiting named Hermie who was trying to save his friends from a Yeti, who had them trapped in his cave. Hermie's friend Yukon helped him knock the Yeti out and, well, you probably know how the rest turned out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 We were expecting our daughter's live-in boyfriend to finally buy her a ring, but he just bought a boat instead. What should we name it? What should we call him? 322883[/snapback] Name it "Instead of the too expensive ceremony." Call him: "Smarter than most of us." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobblehead Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Yes. All but my wisdom's, which some Air Force jawbreaker removed as part of a public service. Did YOU know they use pliers for such endeavors? I didn't. 322837[/snapback] \ Well, you have more than me, then. Congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Yes. All but my wisdom's, which some Air Force jawbreaker removed as part of a public service. Did YOU know they use pliers for such endeavors? I didn't. 322837[/snapback] You had your wisdoms removed by the service? All too appropriate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 29, 2005 Author Share Posted April 29, 2005 You had your wisdoms removed by the service? All too appropriate... 322922[/snapback] In fairness, they gave them back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 In fairness, they gave them back... 322926[/snapback] Did they use anesthetic, or was it part of the POW survival training? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 29, 2005 Author Share Posted April 29, 2005 Did they use anesthetic, or was it part of the POW survival training? 322933[/snapback] Local - because of the program I worked in they weren't allowed to put me under. Plus, there was another person from my shop who had to witness the entire proceeding, take me home, and stay there until the stuff wore off. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 In fairness, they gave them back... 322926[/snapback] Damn, he got you there. Backed yourself into a corner yourself. The amazing part is, it was from a Crap throwing Monkey. Course he eats and believes his own sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 29, 2005 Author Share Posted April 29, 2005 Damn, he got you there. Backed yourself into a corner yourself. The amazing part is, it was from a Crap throwing Monkey. Course he eats and believes his own sh*t. 322963[/snapback] Yeah. I'm crushed. It's so bad I'm considering making Ron Artest my all time favorite athlete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Mexico Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Yeah. I'm crushed. It's so bad I'm considering making Ron Artest my all time favorite athlete. 322987[/snapback] Wow, they really did take out the wisdom with the teeth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF_in_Indiana Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Yeah. I'm crushed. It's so bad I'm considering making Ron Artest my all time favorite athlete. 322987[/snapback] Ron Artest and Jermaine O'Neal are my all time favorite boxers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Local - because of the program I worked in they weren't allowed to put me under. Plus, there was another person from my shop who had to witness the entire proceeding, take me home, and stay there until the stuff wore off. Good times. 322938[/snapback] I take it he had instructions to shoot you if you said anything inappropriate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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