Guffalo Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Why do we call mellow music "Elevator music" yet I haven't heard music in an elevator in my life. Where does this saying come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 I'm making a list of the most important things in the world: 1) Money 2) Pu$$y Men use #1 to obtain #2. Women use #2 to obtain #1. What's #3? 292322[/snapback] Getting lots of #2 without any #1. It's called having a good wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Is this an adequate chicken noise, or is there a way to make it better: "ba-GOCK!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 Why do we call mellow music "Elevator music" yet I haven't heard music in an elevator in my life. Where does this saying come from? 292355[/snapback] It comes from a time when there actually was music in elevators and other public places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 Is this an adequate chicken noise, or is there a way to make it better: "ba-GOCK!!!!" 292364[/snapback] I guess it works in that "why the fug does it matter?" kind of way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 should i work harder to make more money, meaning less board posting, or be happy that I read TSW all day and still do okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 should i work harder to make more money, meaning less board posting, or be happy that I read TSW all day and still do okay 292368[/snapback] Money is the root of all evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyBillsFan Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Nothing more than a meaner yet more pathetic version. 292259[/snapback] Ok then, How many years will I get for backing my Mother-In-Law over with the car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 Ok then, How many years will I get for backing my Mother-In-Law over with the car? 292372[/snapback] None - as long as it isn't after you initially ran her over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Getting lots of #2 without any #1. It's called having a good wife. 292361[/snapback] Awww... that's cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Money is the root of all evil. 292371[/snapback] Correction: The LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Awww... that's cute. 292379[/snapback] If you look at my wife , I'll kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenews Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 when/where are the 2006 New York State Public High School Outdoor Track & Field Championships? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 If you look at my wife , I'll kill you. 292386[/snapback] If I'm at the tailgate this year, I hope she's there. While shaking her hand, I'll turn to you and let out a healthy Ric Flair "Wooo!". Then I'll high-tail it out of there. Rockpile doesn't like me around his daughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Do you currently have a pair of gloves in the glove compartment of your car, and if not, why is it called that? Shouldnt it be called the insurance and registration compartment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Do you currently have a pair of gloves in the glove compartment of your car, and if not, why is it called that? Shouldnt it be called the insurance and registration compartment? 292394[/snapback] You'd have to call mine the "McDonalds, Burger King napkin, and ATM envelopes depository". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave in VA Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Questions about your finances, the state of the world, whether your spouse deserves you? Fire away, it's Free Advice Thursday! 292201[/snapback] This has been driving me crazy: Whoopi or Oprah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 Do you currently have a pair of gloves in the glove compartment of your car, and if not, why is it called that? Shouldnt it be called the insurance and registration compartment? 292394[/snapback] You're really hung up on why we don't change the names of things as thier adaptations change, huh? It's kind of like "why do we still call it a building after it's done?" The answer lies in the age old "creature of habit" defense. IE, we're lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 This has been driving me crazy: Whoopi or Oprah? 292402[/snapback] Unfortunately, it's illegal to kill or maim either of them. Justice is very ironic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#89 Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Getting lots of #2 without any #1. It's called having a good wife. 292361[/snapback] I'm a #3 Very popular found #2 still hoping for #1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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