Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 I wish to be adopted by Angelina Jolie. It wouldn't be incest if we...well...you know...would it? 292276[/snapback] Of course not. The added bonus is that her past history shows she would actually consider it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 I once referred to a moderator as FAT and it almost got me banned. How come you can use it in a headline and not get in trouble? Is there a double-standard at TBD, even though it's a free site and if I don't like it I can leave? 292282[/snapback] No leader worth his salt treats everyone the same. There is no double standard at TBD, only the whining victims of their own defensiveness and bad judgement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Do you recommend that i get a living will, or should i just assign a religious fanatic to be my legal guardian? 292207[/snapback] If by "legal guardian" you mean "representative in Congress"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Prison. Gertrude. Doesn't matter, you won't be needing them. 292258[/snapback] Thanks. *goes back to wandering about aimlessly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Questions about your finances, the state of the world, whether your spouse deserves you? Fire away, it's Free Advice Thursday! 292201[/snapback] Is this you? http://www.advocatesforanimals.org.uk/camp...ges/seals03.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 Is this you?http://www.advocatesforanimals.org.uk/camp...ges/seals03.jpg 292296[/snapback] With that terrible form? No way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gantrules Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Dayquil or Tylenol Cold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 With that terrible form? No way. 292297[/snapback] Is this your favorite game? http://www.newgrounds.com/seals/bop.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gantrules Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Is this your favorite game?http://www.newgrounds.com/seals/bop.html 292304[/snapback] That's great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 Dayquil or Tylenol Cold? 292302[/snapback] One can never go wrong with the "Q". However, I prefer the homeopathic remedies. Stay away from sudafed. Don't want the feds to think you're brewing crystal meth in your spare time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 Is this your favorite game?http://www.newgrounds.com/seals/bop.html 292304[/snapback] No, but it has almost the same effect as a can of Red Bull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Become more familiar with the on/off button on you home electronics. 292283[/snapback] Brilliant!! I will take your advice, thanks AD!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkady Renko Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Do you want to hear about ways to get great deals on drugs from Canada? We sell aff0rd@ble druugs like Vi@gara, V i c o d1n and c i@li$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 Do you want to hear about ways to get great deals on drugs from Canada? We sell aff0rd@ble druugs like Vi@gara, V i c o d1n and c i@li$ 292317[/snapback] Only if you also have access to tiny wireless cameras I can put anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 I'm making a list of the most important things in the world: 1) Money 2) Pu$$y Men use #1 to obtain #2. Women use #2 to obtain #1. What's #3? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Will I ever out grow being a sarcastic SOB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 I'm making a list of the most important things in the world: 1) Money 2) Pu$$y Men use #1 to obtain #2. Women use #2 to obtain #1. What's #3? 292322[/snapback] Yay-O? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 Will I ever out grow being a sarcastic SOB? 292323[/snapback] The day after I do. I'll let you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 I'm making a list of the most important things in the world: 1) Money 2) Pu$$y Men use #1 to obtain #2. Women use #2 to obtain #1. What's #3? 292322[/snapback] Popularity, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Popularity, obviously. 292337[/snapback] I still think it's Yay-O. Just ask Al Pacino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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