Alaska Darin Posted March 17, 2005 Author Share Posted March 17, 2005 Why the hell do Bobblehead and Stojan have the avatars they have? 278270[/snapback] Kinder, gentler AD response: Because they believe John Stamos has lived the life they dream of. Real Reason: Fags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 17, 2005 Author Share Posted March 17, 2005 This isn't asking for advice, but an interesting question nonetheless: if you could find out the exact day you were going to die, would you want to know? 278265[/snapback] I wouldn't. I like surprises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Kinder, gentler AD response: Because they believe John Stamos has lived the life they dream of. Real Reason: Fags. 278282[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 17, 2005 Author Share Posted March 17, 2005 Is b.harami a new form of lunch meat? 278267[/snapback] When ham and salami are raised together... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Kinder, gentler AD response: Because they believe John Stamos has lived the life they dream of. Real Reason: Fags. 278282[/snapback] CLASSIC!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Adams Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 What, clinically, is wrong with people who use more than one "smiley" in a post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 17, 2005 Author Share Posted March 17, 2005 What, clinically, is wrong with people who use more than one "smiley" in a post? 278294[/snapback] Mania. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 What do you propose be done with forum members who devise schemes that are really nothing more than one gigantic LAMP designed to pad their post total? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 I have heard that a human body can implode if a person farts and burps at the exact same instant. I had beans for dinner last night and cabbage for lunch today. What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 17, 2005 Author Share Posted March 17, 2005 What do you propose be done with forum members who devise schemes that are really nothing more than one gigantic LAMP designed to pad their post total? 278303[/snapback] Make them King of the World, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Why are there a few people here on the board who get so bent out of shape that EVERY thread is not realted to Bills football in the middle of March in the OFFseason??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkady Renko Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 I'm a gray-haired GM for a football team. I have a crush on this kicker working for me. How do I reveal my feelings to him without risking rejection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 17, 2005 Author Share Posted March 17, 2005 I have heard that a human body can implode if a person farts and burps at the exact same instant. I had beans for dinner last night and cabbage for lunch today. What should I do? 278310[/snapback] Work on your timing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Darin--- I'm a faceless bureaucrat in the Erie County Government. Today, they came and took all the pencils out of my desk, and said it was all part of "cutting back". Is this the start of something bad? Is it a matter of "first my pencils, then me?" Please help, Darin! I don't know what to do! --Pencil-less in Buffalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 17, 2005 Author Share Posted March 17, 2005 Why are there a few people here on the board who get so bent out of shape that EVERY thread is not realted to Bills football in the middle of March in the OFFseason??? 278317[/snapback] The invention of the microwave requires every need be met instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 17, 2005 Author Share Posted March 17, 2005 I'm a gray-haired GM for a football team. I have a crush on this kicker working for me. How do I reveal my feelings to him without risking rejection? 278322[/snapback] Offer to become his "holder." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paris Hilton's Sidekick Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Dear FAT, I've been having discussions with Brian Urlacher, Paris Hilton's Dog, Paris Hilton's Porn Video and Paris Hilton's Porn Video II: This Time We Don't Answer The Phone, and we're all starting to get the feeling that we're simply being used as part of an elaborate scheme to promote her, and that none of us really mean anything to her. Do you think this is possible, and if she had to pick one of us, do you think she'd pick me over Brian Urlacher? Thanks in advance for your time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Would you do Martha Stewart? She's started emailing me from prison and, ya know, I got a thing for bad girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 How come I can weigh myself, then go take a #2 that I know is heavier than one pound, weigh myself again, and get the exact same # on the scale? Besides the fact that I'm full of sh--, what would be a good explanation for this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 17, 2005 Author Share Posted March 17, 2005 Dear FAT, I've been having discussions with Brian Urlacher, Paris Hilton's Dog, Paris Hilton's Porn Video and Paris Hilton's Porn Video II: This Time We Don't Answer The Phone, and we're all starting to get the feeling that we're simply being used as part of an elaborate scheme to promote her, and that none of us really mean anything to her. Do you think this is possible, and if she had to pick one of us, do you think she'd pick me over Brian Urlacher? Thanks in advance for your time. 278336[/snapback] You certainly bring more to the table than the "Hamster of the Midway." To be honest, I think she'd pick the puntable she calls her "dog" over all of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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