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  On 1/7/2018 at 2:11 AM, BringBackFergy said:

^^^ Promises to trim his unibrow on a weekly basis. 

 

(Photo taken 12/30/17. Photo credit: Gugny Sunset Photography)

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NOTE: Yes, that is me, and I am proud of my unibrow.

 

In my native Kyrgyzstan, it is known as the Eighth Wonder of the World.

 

 

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^ After reviewing his diary for 2017 and realizing that he badgered the witness 947 times in that year, /dev/null has resolved to try and keep his lizard milking under control for 2018, shooting, literally and figuratively, for a maximum of two incidents, per day, of pumping the stump.

 

If his reduced regimen of galloping the maggot is successful, /dev/null further vows to write articles directed at helping others in reducing the number of times they dance around the maypole.

 

 

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  On 1/9/2018 at 7:42 AM, Fadingpain said:

^ After reviewing his diary for 2017 and realizing that he badgered the witness 947 times in that year, /dev/null has resolved to try and keep his lizard milking under control for 2018, shooting, literally and figuratively, for a maximum of two incidents, per day, of pumping the stump.

 

If his reduced regimen of galloping the maggot is successful, /dev/null further vows to write articles directed at helping others in reducing the number of times they dance around the maypole.

 

 

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^Resolves to work on his comedy

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