Deranged Rhino Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 I know Kirk v Picard debates have divided this board in years past, but did I miss a thread about this already? JJ Abrams and QT doing an R rated Trek with (possibly) Picard??! Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Star Trek’ Will Be R-Rated: ‘The Revenant’s Mark L. Smith Frontrunner Scribe http://deadline.com/2017/12/quentin-tarantino-star-trek-r-rating-mark-l-smith-the-revenant-drew-pearce-lindsay-beer-jj-abrams-1202222161/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 I read a short article the other day where Sir Patrick said he'd love to reprise Picard if Tarantino was directing. I'm not sure how I feel about that, but I couldn't possibly hate it any more than I do the other new Star Trek retreads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Can't wait to see The Bear Gorn bashing in Klingons' heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Kirk > Picard. Picard is a wine sipping cheese-eating nancy. Kirk damn near killed a man with a piece of PVC pipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted December 11, 2017 Author Share Posted December 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, joesixpack said: Kirk > Picard. Picard is a wine sipping cheese-eating nancy. Kirk damn near killed a man with a piece of PVC pipe. Just wait until Picard gets the QT treatment though... Chunk never stood a chance. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 (edited) With QT onboard to direct they'll have to rewrite canon. The traditional Red(Command), Blue(Science), Gold(Operations) uniform code will be replaced by black suits with a thin black tie Set phasers to f*k you up! One reason it's better to cast Picard in an R rated Trek than Kirk, an R rated Kirk movie presents the possibility of a Kirk/Uhura scene that nobody wants to see Edited December 11, 2017 by /dev/null 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 55 minutes ago, /dev/null said: With QT onboard to direct they'll have to rewrite canon. The traditional Red(Command), Blue(Science), Gold(Operations) uniform code will be replaced by black suits with a thin black tie And one guy in a pink uniform who doesn't tip Whoopi Goldberg. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Sam Jackson has to be Picard, right? im looking forward to learning all slurs for the other planets 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 26 minutes ago, shrader said: Sam Jackson has to be Picard, right? B*ch, there a four mother !@#$ing lights! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) 51 minutes ago, shrader said: Sam Jackson has to be Picard, right? Quote The path of the righteous Starfleet Officer is beset on all sides by the inequities of the Ferengi and the tyranny of evil Cardassians. Blessed is he, who in the name of violation of the Prime Directive, shepherds the weak through the Romulan Neutral Zone, for he is truly his Vulcan's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and phasers set to kill those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Vulcan brothers. And you will know my name is the Picard when I lay my photon torpedoes upon thee! Edit: on reflection, I would pay to see Jean-Luc "Jules" Picard. And Travolta as William Riker. "You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese on Kabatris?" Edited December 12, 2017 by DC Tom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 10 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Quote The path of the righteous Starfleet Officer is beset on all sides by the inequities of the Ferengi and the tyranny of evil Cardassians 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted December 12, 2017 Author Share Posted December 12, 2017 I love this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) 20 hours ago, shrader said: Sam Jackson has to be Picard, right? im looking forward to learning all slurs for the other planets Make it so, mother!@#$er! ------------------------------------ Will there be mother!@#$ing Ferengi on the mother!@#$ing starship? Edited December 12, 2017 by Koko78 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 On 12/11/2017 at 4:59 PM, /dev/null said: it's better to cast Picard in an R rated Trek than Kirk, an R rated Kirk movie presents the possibility of a Kirk/Uhura scene that nobody wants to see Especially Nichelle Nichols for whom Shatner forced himself on. I am not sure how they will use Picard in a movie since they shot themselves in the foot with the reboot. Haven't even seen "Star Trek: Beyond", even on rental from RedBox yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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