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The Peterman Factor


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Peterman has a birthmark on his ass the shape of Celine Dion.  Is this a sign? N. Peterman is an anagram of permanent, as in “permanent” solution?  N. Peterman is also an anagram of rape t(e)n men and repent man. Coincidence??  Don’t turn your back on him. 

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If it's true that a good question is better than a good answer then Jmo should receive a Pulitzer, Nobel, and Flying Fickle Finger of Fate award.  Also, since I replied to this post, the board should take me off probation.  I mean, what does it take to get off probation?  I mean I believe that Peterman can do anything, and he is the best thing since the Sumarians and Hammurabi's Code.  C'mon, besides a Bills win, I need to get off probation.  It's important to me. 

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6 hours ago, Ga boy said:

If it's true that a good question is better than a good answer then Jmo should receive a Pulitzer, Nobel, and Flying Fickle Finger of Fate award.  Also, since I replied to this post, the board should take me off probation.  I mean, what does it take to get off probation?  I mean I believe that Peterman can do anything, and he is the best thing since the Sumarians and Hammurabi's Code.  C'mon, besides a Bills win, I need to get off probation.  It's important to me. 

 

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18 hours ago, BadLandsMeanie said:

Holy Cow Namretep is the ancient Egyptian god of War. Known for his uncanny accuracy with a spear.

 

Holy freaking cow! You nailed it!

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PETERMAN can, oh PETERMAN can

 

Who can spear a ball

through a basketball hoop

 

Strike a TD through a fruit loop

 

PETERMAN can, oh Peterman can

 

PETERMAN is the Egyptian

God of war that will make Buffalo feel good

 

 

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