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If Shirley and Marilyn monroe were standing in a room together you would have a tough time telling them apart. I am a lucky man She is already out to the supermarket getting ready for our party Sunday.

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  On 5/8/2015 at 11:02 AM, Howard said:

If Shirley and Marilyn monroe were standing in a room together you would have a tough time telling them apart. I am a lucky man She is already out to the supermarket getting ready for our party Sunday.

I'm sorry to hear that

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I mean to say Shirl is a looker and improves with age There isn't a day goes bye that I dont tell her how lucky she is.

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  On 5/8/2015 at 12:20 PM, Howard said:

I mean to say Shirl is a looker and improves with age There isn't a day goes bye that I dont tell her how lucky she is.

Well, having a mandog like you around can help ease the pain that Shirley shirley feels when she looks in the mirror and sees thisskeleton-8.jpg staring back at her.

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I showed Shirl your message and she said ohhhh that boy. You remind her of our son because he tries to be funny to. She brought home some turnips and yams for sunday so we are going to make a pork roast for the kids. My grandson will be over so he can see the writings you guys have made. Go bills

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  On 5/8/2015 at 12:20 PM, Howard said:

I mean to say Shirl is a looker and improves with age There isn't a day goes bye that I dont tell her how lucky she is.

Dont you mean how lucky she is?

 

Shirl you're a lucky lady!

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Clipper. She agrees and smiled. Shes happy I'm a member here because she is usually out grocery shopping or some nights bingo so now i have something to do. She made brown bread and cream cheese with olives tonight. Almost bedtime.

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  On 5/8/2015 at 10:42 PM, Howard said:

Clipper. She agrees and smiled. Shes happy I'm a member here because she is usually out grocery shopping or some nights bingo so now i have something to do. She made brown bread and cream cheese with olives tonight. Almost bedtime.

You are horrible at pretending to be some old guy.... Probably the worst ever

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  On 5/9/2015 at 12:57 AM, CountryCletus said:

You are horrible at pretending to be some old guy.... Probably the worst ever

He's almost as bad as you pretending to be straight!

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  On 5/9/2015 at 1:50 AM, BringBackFergy said:

Cletus is bi?

Yeah .... we can go with that ....

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  On 5/9/2015 at 1:50 AM, BringBackFergy said:

Cletus is bi?

Cletus is the guy with his shirt on (sorry Howard, please don't let Shirley see this or she will shirley be unamused).

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  On 5/9/2015 at 2:12 AM, Beerball said:

Cletus is the guy with his shirt on (sorry Howard, please don't let Shirley see this or she will shirley be unamused).

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Is that from TBDHOT 14?

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  On 5/9/2015 at 2:24 AM, Beerball said:

I think so. I didn't realize how much JB's hair had receded.

I thought so. He has a funny smile, too.

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Cletus if I could see you now Id show how horrible feels. I probably delivered mail to your house and you were one of those punks who would throw snowballs at me. If my writing is so horrible maybe you can meet me and try to give me a lesson you little punk.

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  On 5/9/2015 at 4:07 PM, Howard said:

Cletus if I could see you now Id show how horrible feels. I probably delivered mail to your house and you were one of those punks who would throw snowballs at me. If my writing is so horrible maybe you can meet me and try to give me a lesson you little punk.

Why are old people so angry?

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