Howard Posted May 8, 2015 Author Share Posted May 8, 2015 If Shirley and Marilyn monroe were standing in a room together you would have a tough time telling them apart. I am a lucky man She is already out to the supermarket getting ready for our party Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Shirley you can't be Sirius. Marilyn monroe be dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 If Shirley and Marilyn monroe were standing in a room together you would have a tough time telling them apart. I am a lucky man She is already out to the supermarket getting ready for our party Sunday. I'm sorry to hear that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted May 8, 2015 Author Share Posted May 8, 2015 I mean to say Shirl is a looker and improves with age There isn't a day goes bye that I dont tell her how lucky she is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I mean to say Shirl is a looker and improves with age There isn't a day goes bye that I dont tell her how lucky she is. Well, having a mandog like you around can help ease the pain that Shirley shirley feels when she looks in the mirror and sees this staring back at her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted May 8, 2015 Author Share Posted May 8, 2015 I showed Shirl your message and she said ohhhh that boy. You remind her of our son because he tries to be funny to. She brought home some turnips and yams for sunday so we are going to make a pork roast for the kids. My grandson will be over so he can see the writings you guys have made. Go bills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I mean to say Shirl is a looker and improves with age There isn't a day goes bye that I dont tell her how lucky she is. Dont you mean how lucky she is? Â Shirl you're a lucky lady! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted May 8, 2015 Author Share Posted May 8, 2015 Clipper. She agrees and smiled. Shes happy I'm a member here because she is usually out grocery shopping or some nights bingo so now i have something to do. She made brown bread and cream cheese with olives tonight. Almost bedtime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Clipper. She agrees and smiled. Shes happy I'm a member here because she is usually out grocery shopping or some nights bingo so now i have something to do. She made brown bread and cream cheese with olives tonight. Almost bedtime. You are horrible at pretending to be some old guy.... Probably the worst ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 You are horrible at pretending to be some old guy.... Probably the worst ever He's almost as bad as you pretending to be straight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 He's almost as bad as you pretending to be straight!Cletus is bi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Cletus is bi? Yeah .... we can go with that .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Cletus is bi? Cletus is the guy with his shirt on (sorry Howard, please don't let Shirley see this or she will shirley be unamused). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Cletus is the guy with his shirt on (sorry Howard, please don't let Shirley see this or she will shirley be unamused). Is that from TBDHOT 14? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Is that from TBDHOT 14? I think so. I didn't realize how much JB's hair had receded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I think so. I didn't realize how much JB's hair had receded. I thought so. He has a funny smile, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Wow,,, crazy what a little moonshine will do to a person.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted May 9, 2015 Author Share Posted May 9, 2015 Cletus if I could see you now Id show how horrible feels. I probably delivered mail to your house and you were one of those punks who would throw snowballs at me. If my writing is so horrible maybe you can meet me and try to give me a lesson you little punk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Alright tough guy!!!! Hahahaha Watch out for those hips, they tend to bread pretty easy after 82 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Cletus if I could see you now Id show how horrible feels. I probably delivered mail to your house and you were one of those punks who would throw snowballs at me. If my writing is so horrible maybe you can meet me and try to give me a lesson you little punk. Why are old people so angry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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