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Ok nice ..Peter Pan .

 

Well, if only kyle orton had the commitment to playing the role of bills qb that little ole Pete has to his craft .. Don't get me wrong ..I actually agree that ko is better than a nice kid who actually ran with some intuition ..more than cj sometimes ..had his head filled and spirit killed in an attempt to fix him .. Nothing more sad than ruining the confidence of an unorthodox kid by people that can't play in the first place. Probably a waste of time to work on someone who can't complete three progression or look off receivers .. Like trying to teach someone like me to do magic on stage professionally without any real talent in front of a house of magicians ..easier to teach an egotistical tool that gives the money sign and is too moronic to know his foolishness than teach a self aware kid something he doesn't believe he can do better than those teaching him

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Kyle Orton took lessons from EJ and the coaches: Running for the extra Yard will kill your knees.

 

Im pretty sure had the Bills signed Orton for 8 million per year he would have dove half a Yard short!

 

Take Norwood, Stevie Johnson, Mcluvin, Orton, Losman, Spiller, Jauron, Rob Johnson, Trent Edwards, Fitztragic, Brandon, etc....and sing the great Petty song:

 

 

JAMMIN ME

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Sorry ..ran away from a fight in 1st grade not third and finally had to fight weeks later afyer I chickened out..those weeks were the longest of my life and the kid kicked my ass but I did much better than I had thought because I actually was ok with getting hit ..my point was I never backed down from a fight or getting hit again..changed my life ..those weeks after I chickened out were the worst .hiding ..changing how I walked home ..living with fear .. Being forced to fight a kid twice my size ....and later eating owsleys finest taught me the essential nature of not living any second in fear or risking something now you will regret later ..

 

This team had kc Texas Miami and Denver only having to win one by laying it all out there istead of having to regret it till next September ..guess those checks can make people forget anything .. So ..I can't judge maybe they truly did lay it all out there and I am wrong ..only they know for sure .. It just looked that way on those plays and I suppose I feel like a fool for coming back for more .. The same reason you/we like Fred because he seems to live and die for it ..that's all I want to see for three hours ..

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Without chuckling aloud at her curiosity , I smile as she sits down pretending I am not aware of the weekly challenge to ignore the game and pay attention to the naked girl next to me ..

 

Link or pic, or it didn't happen

 

On to your question.. The announcers liked to say that players respected Fitz because he would take the hit, throw the block, etc. Perhaps after seeing that kitty slide, symptoms such as alligator arms, and dance rather than hit the hole will become more obvious.

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I did not read your entire post because, frankly, I don't have 30 minutes to sort through that garbled mess. I will reply to the thread title, however, and offer my agreement. Orton is a kitty. A big fat, furry kitty.

 

BTW...is the double period (..) used to compensate for the lack of periods in your writing? If so, interesting technique.

 

 

LMAO

 

 

CBF

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Link or pic ..that's funny ..

 

Trust me even if I sat the girl of your dreams next to you naked twenty four hours and unlimited dope or pills .. You would both get bored of the sex first and then the dope would only make you feel and my point is .. You would get bored of anything even a perfect feeling or view or whatever ..not so bored as to hang out w Peter Pan ..thanks I am appreciating my life more and more ..I like my punctuation . It is a pause in my verbal diarrhea ..much like watching orton puss out I am enjoying my abuse .. I thought or whoring her out but she hates that she gets attention for the wrong reasons from former bosses and clients already so I guess since I care I don't get to be an internet pimp .. I am answering all so answer this ..

 

How do you change the psyche of the town so they stay in the game if they get behind at the Ralph ..not that it prob matters.. They seem to play better on the road except for the two games they choked .. Or were out coached or were ?

 

I wish I could put fitz heart in orton even .. But fitz has slways been my favorite guy to bet against starting in cincy ..nobody , not even orton threw a more beautiful pic at the most crucial times than Amish boy ..I would have lost a lot of bets if he wasn't so predictable ..to bad I don't bet against the bills or for bob Kraft CIA hero

Fitz another nice guy with directions and a cabin to rent in Milton's hell ..

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Hilarious ..

I change my name to long winded prick but I wanted to respond thoroughly

I read your posts ..I wish I could oblige with a photo ..that's why I get to indulge because I really care and protect her even though she happens to have the power of her appearance ..still an active athlete ,, I was afraid that was all you will focus on but it was part of the whole story of defending watching a lit box with half hearted a$$holes..

I have even questioned myself even though I'm in my late forties my mind still thinks like I'm twelve sometimes and she knows it ..that why she does the whole look at me how can you watch the game when you have this .. I do the same and hand her a present when she is watching some show time series ..with the same low success rate .. we are both non plussed.. And we are spoiled and want what we want ..

 

 

Anyway ..I am more interested in explaining to her why I am dumb enough to probably watch Green Bay with one guy who slides a yard before a marker getting paid 5.5 mil even if he gets injured ..guys like spiller who is learning from Fred but still runs out of bounds risking less than Fred ( like watching trey urinate in my ears the furthur he gets from owsley and Garcia ) or please explain how a coach says we will get the ball back twice if we punt on 4th and two . Help me understand these guys go home and explain why they have no balls or do their wives not watch?

My point is I could not go home and get any love from this strong woman if I did kitty behavior in protecting us or our home or lives ..who are they accountable to? It isn't the team or they would be getting killed today in film

 

I feel stupid for caring but I have to admit I do care and my wife/girlfriend wants to care she just isn't a glutton for punishment like me ..and I have finally asked the question is she right and are my fan ways idiotic..just like my girl I'll never care for another logo/team. But I don't have to like it

 

I haven't gone to pornhub sites but I'll say even great sex or visual gets the attitude of .. Ehh I'll hit that later darling .and I don't feel the dilaudid anywhere near as much as I used to..

 

I fairly straight and boring and completely loyal to my wife/gf .. I want to blow off the bills but I won't and my final point is about the culture of losing ..I wonder how dangerous it truly is to tank (even though they seem to be a 500 team I barely watch at all ). Is it like getting a heart transplant where they never seem the same and everyone is probably a little nervous In their presence. The bills are trying to be at the end of their 14 year tank ..do we all need yearly shock treatment so we have the patience like we had in the late 80s

And how did that team overcome their horrible culture to build a winner beside drafting a guy that partied but wanted to win at all costs ..Kelly might play better than orton ..he is probably more mobile mr orton

 

Thanks to whoever thought up the kitty slide ..it should be the picture on next years season tix ..come play with us in kyles sand box ..he will take the hit next year .we promise ..it's our time again ..

Damn brother...your writing style ("free verse") reminds me of the time I listened to Allen Ginsburg read "Howl" in Syracuse. The dude was wacky but entertaining.
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Link or pic ..that's funny ..

 

Trust me even if I sat the girl of your dreams next to you naked twenty four hours and unlimited dope or pills .. You would both get bored of the sex first and then the dope would only make you feel and my point is...

I did not get bored, nor did she. It was more like a weekend. We didn't get bored with it, we just couldn't keep going physically. So, I call BS on this one. So, we didn't even get to the dope or pills. Maybe we should have. Guess that's a good idea for round 76.

 

 

..so is her name Kate? ..or is that too obvious?

I used many, many hints. It is no coincidence they are over visiting. We just found out Prince Harry is a Bills fan.
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