Jim in Anchorage Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 (edited) Well you are in the bowels of TSW. My problem is I have no pre teen children to explain the codes to me. Long time it took me to figure out even the most basic forms of communication such as LOL. Tom is tutoring me on the Kings English, but I need help with the kids. Edited January 21, 2014 by Jim in Anchorage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 My problem is I have no pre teen children to explain the codes to me. Long time it took me to figure out even the most basic forms of communication such as LOL. Tom is tutoring me on the Kings English, but I need help with the kids. Â Queen's English, you nit. Â Oh I don't mind at all. It's just sometimes there's so much code on here I feel I need a enigma machine to crack it. Â Enigma didn't crack codes, it encoded messages. Bombes cracked codes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 (edited) Queen's English, you nit. Â Â Â Enigma didn't crack codes, it encoded messages. Bombes cracked codes. Queens English? Do you live in a gay world? http://www.thefreedi...g's English I, and everyone I know, has called it the kings English since I was a toddler. Edited January 21, 2014 by Jim in Anchorage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Obama's policies have increased the divide between with rich and the poor, made black people and women less employed and more poor and more dependent on government. He is an awful, terrible president for black people and women, it is bizarre they continue to support him. He has taken away the ability for many people to compete for jobs, he has done nothing to help the economy. Vicious cycle. Make people believe you're on their side but make things worse, and get them hooked on things you provide to keep them voting for you and keep you in power. And to top it all off, blame the other guy for your failures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 "King had a dream, Obama's got a drone!" Â I like it! Guess who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 No. But that's not fascinating, just stupid. Â You, on the other hand, made a mistake so unusual it's interesting. Â I type faster than my brain (pretty easy for me to do with my brain) and I've caught myself doing that many times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Queens English? Do you live in a gay world? http://www.thefreedi...g's English I, and everyone I know, has called it the kings English since I was a toddler. Â When you were a toddler, England probably had a king. Now they have a queen. Queen's English. When Betty the second kicks and William takes the throne, then it'll be the King's English again (if Charles takes the throne, it'll be the Douchebag's English). Â Their ships can be "Her Majesty's Ship" or "His Majesty's Ship" too, depending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 When you were a toddler, England probably had a king. Now they have a queen. Queen's English. When Betty the second kicks and William takes the throne, then it'll be the King's English again (if Charles takes the throne, it'll be the Douchebag's English). Â Their ships can be "Her Majesty's Ship" or "His Majesty's Ship" too, depending. Well as of 1999 ihttp://www.amazon.com/The-Kings-English-Guide-Modern/dp/0312206577it was the Kings English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Well as of 1999 ihttp://www.amazon.co...n/dp/0312206577it was the Kings English. Â That was a pun on the author's name, "Kingsley." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 That was a pun on the author's name, "Kingsley." Regardless, It's the name of the book. If you care to talk like a queen, go right ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Regardless, It's the name of the book. If you care to talk like a queen, go right ahead. Â Okay, darling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 (edited) Okay, darling... I was NOT encouraging it. More, deferent author- http://www.amazon.co...s/dp/0198605072 Perhaps more to your taste since it was written in 1906. Edited January 21, 2014 by Jim in Anchorage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Â Â When you were a toddler, England probably had a king. Now they have a queen. Queen's English. When Betty the second kicks and William takes the throne, then it'll be the King's English again (if Charles takes the throne, it'll be the Douchebag's English). Â Their ships can be "Her Majesty's Ship" or "His Majesty's Ship" too, depending. "Her Majesty's Canada" or "His Majesty's Canada". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 I'm quite partial to Jermajesty's English Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Yes yes "her majesty's secret service" and so on. It's the Kings English always has been, always will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 I was NOT encouraging it. More, deferent author- http://www.amazon.co...s/dp/0198605072 Perhaps more to your taste since it was written in 1906. Â 1906...when England had a KING. Â Hardly disproves my point, does it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Â Â 1906...when England had a KING. Â Hardly disproves my point, does it? That's the book I learned from, hence it is eternal. I disapprove of ANY ascension to the throne of a female and certainly don't care how the B word's talk. Even a bastard son would be preferable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 We are not amused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 !@#$ the King's and or Queen's English you bunch of mother !@#$ing !@#$s!! What the holy !@#$ing hell is wrong with you !@#$sticks?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
....lybob Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 RP you manky nancy-boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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