BringBackFergy Posted December 19, 2013 Author Share Posted December 19, 2013 (edited) exhilaration as Gug blindly probes DCTom for berries hidden under the "deflated bag" which appears ***NOTE: We are sick, twisted human beings. I hope CGF doesn't read this far. Edited December 19, 2013 by BringBackFergy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 to have been unused for years when suddenly CGF walked in pulling a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 cart , full of large used...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 cotton balls that had been removed from Tom's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 gaping maw; you see, this is the only way that Tom's wife is able to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 19, 2013 Author Share Posted December 19, 2013 keep him from buying that ACME Platinum blonde stuffed doll (Model #44D) which he saw advertised in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 that book hidden behind the toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 19, 2013 Author Share Posted December 19, 2013 next to the "Menstrual Cycle for Dummies" well-worn paperback that he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 supernumerary juice that escaped the corners of Gugny's mouth whenever BuffaloBill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 performed his now infamous hind-lick maneuver which he first used on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 (edited) himself, but, in truth he thought the act was unseen; BuffaloBill had no way of knowing that lurking in the shadows wearing a metallic thong and dunce cap was Poster has violated the rule of only twelve words. However, in the interest of allowing the story to move forward his punishment is simply to write on his whiteboard 100 times: I promise to only write 12 words Edited December 19, 2013 by BuffaloBill Note of rules violation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Nancy Pelosi, who had obviously never heard of a razor because she had Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 JBoyst was playfully running the fingers of one hand while using the other hand to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Google an appalling, disgusting, twisted and yet serenely titillating topic of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 more uses of lavender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 for Eunuchs, which really came in handy to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Gugny, to cover the smell of his Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 19, 2013 Author Share Posted December 19, 2013 collection of discarded, "stuck together" Playgirl magazines...especially Issue 38 which featured Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 a postage stamp, featuring a life-size picture of Beerball's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 19, 2013 Author Share Posted December 19, 2013 doll collection (the ones sold with matching eye glitter for the purchaser) which Beerball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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