truth on hold Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 (edited) lol .... scary close to truth NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—With just forty-three days to go until the election, Mitt Romney is in a race against time to offend the few voters he has not already alienated, his campaign manager said today. “So far, Mitt’s efforts to make voters dislike him have gone exactly as planned,” said the campaign manager Matt Rhoades. “But let’s not kid ourselves—we’ve still got a few supporters out there and we’ve got to find ways to piss them off.” Read more http://www.newyorker...l#ixzz27X83xDD9 Edited September 26, 2012 by Joe_the_6_pack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 If you feel offended... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 When you say all people who don't pay taxes will vote for Obama A portion of those 47% who are Republicans will vote for Obama! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 When you say all people who don't pay taxes will vote for Obama A portion of those 47% who are Republicans will vote for Obama! Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 When you say all people who don't pay taxes will vote for Obama A portion of those 47% who are Republicans will vote for Obama! They will? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck_dodgers007 Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Is he giving a speech denouncing racism? That would be sure to kill a good 40% of his vote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 (edited) are you an Owl Doc? Mitt Romney says Americans shouldn't expect a big tax cut from him if he's elected president, because the nation also has to think about how to tame out-of-control federal deficits. "Don't be expecting a huge cut in taxes, because I'm also going to be closing loopholes on deductions," Mr. Romney said Wednesday in Westerville, Ohio, flanked by a national debt clock, chronicling the nation's rising burden on future taxpayers. ------------------------------------ Get ready (if Myth wins) to lose EVERY single tax deduction you get when doing your taxes!! Edited September 27, 2012 by BillsFan-4-Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Large Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Shoulda run Huntsman.... I bet he'd be giving Obama a run for his money, and probably be able to connect with people in a way Romney just can't.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Shoulda run Huntsman.... I bet he'd be giving Obama a run for his money, and probably be able to connect with people in a way Romney just can't.... I laugh every time you post this B Huntsman would have lost with Mondale-like numbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Large Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 I laugh every time you post this B Huntsman would have lost with Mondale-like numbers I like to keep you entertained! But seriously, I don't see any reason why, economy considered, that Hunstman would not have been able to beat Obama- He's got PF experience, he presents extremely well and I think he is a heck more likeable that Mitt Romney. I think Romney have done better were he belongs, right center.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 I like to keep you entertained! But seriously, I don't see any reason why, economy considered, that Hunstman would not have been able to beat Obama- He's got PF experience, he presents extremely well and I think he is a heck more likeable that Mitt Romney. I think Romney have done better were he belongs, right center.... Notfernuthin', but I think you guys put WAY too much emphasis on this whole likeability thing. If things were okay, I'd get it. But things just are not okay. Not even close. If it turns out America really wants four more years of Obama because he's a nice guy, we're deeper in the crapper than I have ever worried about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Notfernuthin', but I think you guys put WAY too much emphasis on this whole likeability thing. If things were okay, I'd get it. But things just are not okay. Not even close. If it turns out America really wants four more years of Obama because he's a nice guy, we're deeper in the crapper than I have ever worried about. Many people are simple enough to believe what they see on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Notfernuthin', but I think you guys put WAY too much emphasis on this whole likeability thing. If things were okay, I'd get it. But things just are not okay. Not even close. If it turns out America really wants four more years of Obama because he's a nice guy, we're deeper in the crapper than I have ever worried about. Likable and be able to relate to the common man. Two very important traits to be President. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck_dodgers007 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Shoulda run Huntsman.... I bet he'd be giving Obama a run for his money, and probably be able to connect with people in a way Romney just can't.... Doesn't matter too much, it's Romneys and Ryan's stupid policies America rightly hates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Doesn't matter too much, it's Romneys and Ryan's stupid policies America rightly hates. Yet the race is neck and neck. Quit being an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Doesn't matter too much, it's Romneys and Ryan's stupid policies America rightly hates. You mean like the policies which have stagnated growth? The policies which led the US to it's first ever economic downgrade? The policies which keep unemployment over 8% for, oh, a billion months? The policies which lies to Americans and ignores the death of four US Americans in Libya so as to avoid admitting the Middle East still hates us in spite of his Sally Fields Foreign Policy program? The policies which pisses on the family of Brian Terry but finds it necessary to call Sandra Fluke because someone called her a slut? Like those policies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 You mean like the policies which have stagnated growth? The policies which led the US to it's first ever economic downgrade? The policies which keep unemployment over 8% for, oh, a billion months? The policies which lies to Americans and ignores the death of four US Americans in Libya so as to avoid admitting the Middle East still hates us in spite of his Sally Fields Foreign Policy program? The policies which pisses on the family of Brian Terry but finds it necessary to call Sandra Fluke because someone called her a slut? Like those policies? No one cares that Barry's policies have been dismal failures. It's Romney's potential policies with unknown effects that people hate, and with good reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Likable and be able to relate to the common man. Two very important traits to be President. No, likable and be able to APPEAR to relate to the common man while actually having no clue about and much contempt for the "common man". Worked for FDR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck_dodgers007 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Yet the race is neck and neck. Quit being an idiot. Is it?? Got a poll to back that up douche bag? You mean like the policies which have stagnated growth? The policies which led the US to it's first ever economic downgrade? The policies which keep unemployment over 8% for, oh, a billion months? The policies which lies to Americans and ignores the death of four US Americans in Libya so as to avoid admitting the Middle East still hates us in spite of his Sally Fields Foreign Policy program? The policies which pisses on the family of Brian Terry but finds it necessary to call Sandra Fluke because someone called her a slut? Like those policies? You are so stupid. Which policies have stagnated growth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 You are so stupid. Which policies have stagnated growth? Funny how you only had a problem with one of my examples. There's hope for you yet. Answer: Obamacare, recovery act, demagoguery of business owners, suing companies for moving to right-to-work states, all wrapped up in the leadership of a man who can't complete a full sentence with a teleprompter and lots of practice. I'm sure there are countless other examples, but in the end, the producers see a man who measures success based on how much money he can take from the producers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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