My newest go-to pick-up line...

[The Poojer]

I think this will really put me over the top....

 

 

[SageAgainstTheMachine]

I like, "I lost my phone number. Can I have a handjob in the bathroom?"

[MARCELL DAREUS POWER]

  On 8/2/2012 at 6:49 PM, SageAgainstTheMachine said:

I like, "I lost my phone number. Can I have a handjob in the bathroom?"

 

flmao

[The Poojer]

ok, now i have 2 go-to lines....

 

  On 8/2/2012 at 6:49 PM, SageAgainstTheMachine said:

I like, "I lost my phone number. Can I have a handjob in the bathroom?"

[JÂy RÛßeÒ]

  On 8/2/2012 at 7:05 PM, The Poojer said:

ok, now i have 2 go-to lines....

It's always good to have a backup

[drinkTHEkoolaid]

Are you a vet ? Cause these puppies are sick.( point to your biceps )

[DC Tom]

If you've lost your virginity, can I see the box it came in?

[Optometric Insight]

I don't know, I kind of like these...

Edited August 3, 2012 by Teen Insight

[/dev/null]

Nice legs. When do they open?

[boyst]

Here Bessie, Bessie...

[thebug]

  On 8/3/2012 at 4:19 AM, jboyst62 said:

Here Bessie, Bessie...

 

 

[section122]

I always liked:

 

Nice shoes want to f@&k?