Rocky Landing Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 (edited) I thought I’d share some interesting reports that I have recently read out of New Jersey. From: New York Jets Flight Crew Cheerleader Jets Experiment with New Form of Shotgun Position. “Since it is expected that QB Mark Sanchez will be spending much of his time on his back in the season opener against the Bills, HC Rex Ryan has been experimenting with a new form of the shotgun where, instead of Sanchez standing several feet back from center, he actually lies prone on the ground and dumps the ball to the nearest green jersey. In response to the new scheme, Sanchez has been seen at the MetLife Stadium gift shop looking at Jets beach towels.” From: The New Jersey Picayune New Jets Uniforms? “In preparation for the week one opener versus the Bills, Jets management has been adjusting the uniform’s shade of green to better blend in with the exact color of the MetLife Stadium turf. “We feel that the better Mark (Sanchez) can blend in, the better chance he will have of surviving out there,” said General Manager Mike Tannenbaum. “I just hope to God Marcell Dareus isn’t colorblind.”” From: Jersey Sports Beat: Tebow Working on his Passing Game. As part of Tony Sparano’s “collapsing pocket offense,” for week one against the Bills, Tim Tebow has been seen practicing his throw while running backwards at full speed. When asked about Tebow’s progress, Sparano stated optimistically, “they look about the same as all his other throws.” Edited June 22, 2012 by Rocky Landing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optometric Insight Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Can't tell if trying to be the funny guy or dead serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 This sounds like something from The Onion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You herd it hear last Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 B...you...tee...fu!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLEN1QB Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Holy crap lets play football already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanInUticaTampa Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Holy crap lets play football already. I am getting to that desperate point of the year again. It is sad that I am counting down to the first preseason game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 1340390653[/url]' post='2491152']I thought I’d share some interesting reports that I have recently read out of New Jersey. From: Jersey Sports Beat: Tebow Working on his Passing Game. As part of Tony Sparano’s “collapsing pocket offense,” for week one against the Bills, Tim Tebow has been seen practicing his throw while running backwards at full speed. When asked about Tebow’s progress, Sparano stated optimistically, “they look about the same as all his other throws.” this is awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UpperDeck Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Nice job Rocky. I especially like the last part "look about the same as all of his other throws". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Syracuse Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Well played sir, well played! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 From: Jersey Sports Beat: Tebow Working on his Passing Game. As part of Tony Sparano’s “collapsing pocket offense,” for week one against the Bills, Tim Tebow has been seen practicing his throw while running backwards at full speed. When asked about Tebow’s progress, Sparano stated optimistically, “they look about the same as all his other throws.” That was beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites Bay Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 I don't know if that was serious or not. Okay, I doubt it. Had to have been "The Onion". But I haven't laughed that hard in ages. Such a refreshing burst of sarcastic optimism on this board. What a hoot. I'm going to read it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted June 23, 2012 Author Share Posted June 23, 2012 I don't know if that was serious or not. Okay, I doubt it. Had to have been "The Onion". But I haven't laughed that hard in ages. Such a refreshing burst of sarcastic optimism on this board. What a hoot. I'm going to read it again. Not from The Onion, but I'll take that as a compliment. Like the rest of us, I'm just getting a little stir crazy and pining for the start of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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