SageAgainstTheMachine Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 (edited) A romantic poem is always a nice touch. Roses are red Violets are purple I wanna !@#$ you with a rake Edited February 10, 2012 by SageAgainstTheMachine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 My wife is getting the best V-Day present she could possibly hope for. I'll be out of town all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 My wife is getting the best V-Day present she could possibly hope for. I'll be out of town all week. Tell her I will call and check on her. Better yet, have her PM me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 My wife is getting the best V-Day present she could possibly hope for. I'll be out of town all week. Will she be having some ham leftovers while you are away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 If you're near Jersey City, NJ, there's this deal... Aim For Love - A Couples Pistol Course and Range Session Want to make the other boyfriends/husbands mad at you? Get her the Big Hunka Love Bear from Vermont Teddy Bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Nobody posted the oldest one in the book yet? I bought my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo. If the doesn't like the slippers, she can go !@#$ herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Idea for your wife to give you.... http://beerbroquet.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 1329181765[/url]' post='2382685']Idea for your wife to give you.... http://beerbroquet.com/ What did jack get from his hooker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 What did jack get from his hooker? Jack has a hooker of his very own? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 What did jack get from his hooker? Jack has a hooker of his very own? I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vetriano Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 There's lots of good ideas if you know what to look for.... Underwear/lingerie Romantic dinner Gloves Those were awesome. Smittenmitten had me and the wife cracked up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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