bbb Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Q: As I sit here watching my hapless Bills I am once again reminded that my relationship with this team is like a bad-long term relationship. You know, the kind where you are dating a guy and he eventually becomes comfortable with you and feels like you are such a good pal he no longer has to impress you by buying gifts and taking you to nice dinners and next thing you know you are in a relationship that is so non-exciting you decide to break it off. Then he apologizes and says he will work harder so you say ok, I'll give it another shot, he can change (because at this point you really believe men can change). And it starts again, he's back to sending flowers, taking you to nice dinners and you are all excited and you think he's changed (but he really hasn't...and you know this but you convince yourself he has so you can be happy for a little while) and eventually things go back to the way they were. The endless cycle keeps going until someone finally has the wherewithal to just put the relationship out of its misery and end it. I feel ashamed for having loved the Bills again. They have gone back to their old ways. When will I learn? — Francesca, Philadelphia, PA SG: You left out the part where your boyfriend flies to Toronto once a year to have sex with someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Blizzard Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 LoL. Sad but true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF Bills Fan Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Ha! Awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted November 26, 2011 Author Share Posted November 26, 2011 I had a lot of skepticism and then the friggin Redskins game sucked me in again. It was not a gimmicky win via umpteen takeaway game. Just straight up domination........I said I don't know how, but this actually is a good team. !@#$!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurmasThoman Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 I had a lot of skepticism and then the friggin Redskins game sucked me in again. It was not a gimmicky win via umpteen takeaway game. Just straight up domination........I said I don't know how, but this actually is a good team. !@#$!! what if they do that against the jets tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 what if they do that against the jets tomorrow? pigs will fly hell will have frozen over the sun will set in the east the moon will turn blood red witches will cast spells backwards and the undead will rise again to walk the earth That, is what will happen if they do that against the JESTS tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8-8 Forever? Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 what if they do that against the jets tomorrow? The Jets shut out the Bills tomorrow. I see no reason why the Bills score a single point tomorrow, other than off turnovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted November 26, 2011 Author Share Posted November 26, 2011 pigs will fly hell will have frozen over the sun will set in the east the moon will turn blood red witches will cast spells backwards and the undead will rise again to walk the earth That, is what will happen if they do that against the JESTS tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jobu Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 The Jets shut out the Bills tomorrow. I see no reason why the Bills score a single point tomorrow, other than off turnovers. I have been a fan of the Bills for over 25 years. I always am rooting for them to win. Why are you a fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurmasThoman Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 pigs will fly hell will have frozen over the sun will set in the east the moon will turn blood red witches will cast spells backwards and the undead will rise again to walk the earth That, is what will happen if they do that against the JESTS tomorrow. interesting. no reason to watch the game then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike22nc Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 I have been a fan of the Bills for over 25 years. I always am rooting for them to win. Why are you a fan? So to be a Bills fan you have to have the expectation of a win every week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Bills - 30 Jets - 24 suck it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 If the Bills win tomorrow I will buy an Angus cow. There I said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrobot Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 If the Bills win tomorrow I will buy an Angus cow. There I said it. Yeah, but you were going to anyway. If the Bills win tomorrow you have to buy a man-purse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numark Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 if we win tomorrow then we are sitting good. It is not that we are in a bad position to make the playoffs, it is how we got to this record that is worrisome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Yeah, but you were going to anyway. If the Bills win tomorrow you have to buy a man-purse. Not Angus, I deal with Charolais. All hail the white cow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 If the Bills win tomorrow I will buy an Angus cow. There I said it. Don't all cows have anguses? Not Angus, I deal with Charolais. All hail the white cow! You should buy a Buffalo if the Bills win… a sacred White Buffalo. You might have to take out a second mortgage but you have to admit it would be pretty cool seeing it grazing in the pasture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 You should buy a Buffalo if the Bills win… a sacred White Buffalo. You might have to take out a second mortgage but you have to admit it would be pretty cool seeing it grazing in the pasture. They eat 3.5 to 4.5 times what a cow will eat. A bull will eat 2 to 2.5 over a cow. They are expensive, but I have always wanted a buffalo and a zebra. I will never get one, though, no sense in it. Next up is pigs, then maybe chickens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 If the Bills win tomorrow I will buy an Angus cow. There I said it. And if the Bills lose tomorrow, were you planning to buy a Guernsey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieScooby Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 We suck right now, until they "show me the baby" and make a win on the road I remain negative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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