Rob's House Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 (edited) http://www.theblaze.com/stories/a-melodramatic-bashir-suggests-sesame-street-muppet-would-starve-at-hands-of-republicans/ Martin Bashir is now officially the biggest douche in the media. “So as Republicans in Congress push to slash subsidies for home heating oil and work with all their might to cut off unemployment benefits, perhaps they do well to change the channel just for a moment from Fox News to PBS this Sunday night.” He added: “We’re not recommending that they leave any of their opulent salons in Washington, nor decline that invitation to attend a dinner party at the home of a wealthy lobbyist. No, all we’re asking is that they change the channel for just a few minutes because there, on Sesame Street, they will see the sad face of a hungry doll whose family doesn’t have enough money to buy food…and then they can go back to Fox News and the finest Bollinger that money can buy.” Dude's talking about a !@#$ing muppet. And doing so with a straight face. Edited October 6, 2011 by Rob's House Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 http://www.theblaze....of-republicans/ Martin Bashir is now officially the biggest douche in the media. Dude's talking about a !@#$ing muppet. And doing so with a straight face. And a muppet that suffers from food insecurity at that. WTF is food insecurity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drinkTHEkoolaid Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Can't we feed them dog food like we do to grandma? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 And a muppet that suffers from food insecurity at that. WTF is food insecurity? Not being able to order a Supersized Extra Value Meal with your EBT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 http://www.theblaze.com/stories/a-melodramatic-bashir-suggests-sesame-street-muppet-would-starve-at-hands-of-republicans/ Martin Bashir is now officially the biggest douche in the media. Dude's talking about a !@#$ing muppet. And doing so with a straight face. !@#$ that bull ****. Just for that, Sunday night I'm opening a 2001 Perrier Jouet, and smashing the damn flower bottle when I'm done. Why? Because I !@#$ing can, and let the !@#$ing muppets suffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 And a muppet that suffers from food insecurity at that. WTF is food insecurity? "Food Insecurity" is another example of all the good higher education has done for modern day America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1billsfan Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Someone should tell the poor starving muppet to go and ask Obama how after spending FOUR TRILLION DOLLARS it's possible that there are still starving muppets in America and why he couldn't find a couple dollars to feed her empty muppet belly. Then ask him why he threw away a HALF BILLION DOLLARS for the purposes of propping up a known failing "green job" company. A half billion would feed millions of muppets, right? Heck, this week alone Obama's wife just spent half a million on flight expenses. It's almost as if Obama and his wife are laughing at that poor little starving muppet girl while they do them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveinElma Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 And a muppet that suffers from food insecurity at that. WTF is food insecurity? Its when people who are incapable of self-sufficiency have six kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 This has to be the most ridiculous thread ever, and I can't believe you guys didn't see through it. The muppet is stuffed for crying out loud. Stuffed! How could it ever go hungry if it is stuffed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 This has to be the most ridiculous thread ever, and I can't believe you guys didn't see through it. The muppet is stuffed for crying out loud. Stuffed! How could it ever go hungry if it is stuffed? I stuff the girl chained up in my basement all the time, and she still complains about being hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I stuff the girl chained up in my basement all the time, and she still complains about being hungry. You are stuffing the wrong hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I stuff the girl chained up in my basement all the time, and she still complains about being hungry. Most believable post in the thread so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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