Captain Hindsight Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 The morning of the Patriots game I woke up to a text message from my brother, something along the lines of "!@#$ the Patriots!" I read this message, took out a piece of paper and pen, wrote "Tom Brady" on it, then farted on it. The rest is history. In Hindsight I should have repeated this ritual with "Andy Dalton" to ensure a Bills victory. Rest Assured Bills fans. I will continue that Ritual for the rest of the season. Go Bills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 hahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SactoBillFan Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 The morning of the Patriots game I woke up to a text message from my brother, something along the lines of "!@#$ the Patriots!" I read this message, took out a piece of paper and pen, wrote "Tom Brady" on it, then farted on it. The rest is history. In Hindsight I should have repeated this ritual with "Andy Dalton" to ensure a Bills victory. Rest Assured Bills fans. I will continue that Ritual for the rest of the season. Go Bills! Did you use it for toilet paper after that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 Did you use it for toilet paper after that? I did not. Might be something to incorporate into the ritual tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SactoBillFan Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I did not. Might be something to incorporate into the ritual tho Funny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Cup of cheese for Mr. Brady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meark Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 The reason we lost the Bengals game was because my stupid friend bet on the Bills to win and took the points. Seriously whenever he bets on the Bills we lose. I was so pissed when he texted me before the game that he needed a win by 4 points to cover.. I was like.. dude.. don't tell me you bet on the Bills.. Totally jinxed us.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 The reason we lost the Bengals game was because my stupid friend bet on the Bills to win and took the points. Seriously whenever he bets on the Bills we lose. I was so pissed when he texted me before the game that he needed a win by 4 points to cover.. I was like.. dude.. don't tell me you bet on the Bills.. Totally jinxed us.. You have to kill him now. It is your moral responsibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cincinnati Kid Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Hahahahahahahahahahaha I got that text! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 Hahahahahahahahahahaha I got that text! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills!Win! Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Please, fart on Michael Vick this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 This reminds me when I go to Sabres-Leafs games and someone puts trading cards of all Leaf players in the bottom of every urinal in the bathroom. I think the last time it happened I relieved myself all over a Thomas Kaberle rookie card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 This reminds me when I go to Sabres-Leafs games and someone puts trading cards of all Leaf players in the bottom of every urinal in the bathroom. I think the last time it happened I relieved myself all over a Thomas Kaberle rookie card Reminds me of a very funny commercial I saw on MNF about a Honus Wagner signed baseball that a guy had in his garage. I won't spoil it for those who didn't see it but it was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtbag Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 The morning of the Patriots game I woke up to a text message from my brother, something along the lines of "!@#$ the Patriots!" I read this message, took out a piece of paper and pen, wrote "Tom Brady" on it, then farted on it. oddly enough, i believe that this was melville's original opening to moby dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 You better pass gas on Vick's backup too just in case. He may not make it the whole game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macaroni Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Hmmmmmmm ..... being the student of superstition that I am, I'm a little concerned. Did the passing of gas on the Tom Brady note assure our win, or was it the passing of gas on the name of our opponents starting QB assure the win? It is my humble opinion that this week you should cover all bases and pass gas on Tom Brady again AND pass gas on Michael Vick ..... The Tom Brady thing may not be really necessary, but he deserves it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted October 6, 2011 Author Share Posted October 6, 2011 Hmmmmmmm ..... being the student of superstition that I am, I'm a little concerned. Did the passing of gas on the Tom Brady note assure our win, or was it the passing of gas on the name of our opponents starting QB assure the win? It is my humble opinion that this week you should cover all bases and pass gas on Tom Brady again AND pass gas on Michael Vick ..... The Tom Brady thing may not be really necessary, but he deserves it anyway. Should I throw Snachez into the fire? Of course that would be the epitome of dirty Sanchez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AReed Deep For 7 Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Should I throw Snachez into the fire? Of course that would be the epitome of dirty Sanchez and just when i thought this thread brought everything to the table. ***BAM*** Capt Hindsight throws in a dirty Sanchez reference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cincinnati Kid Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 and just when i thought this thread brought everything to the table. ***BAM*** Capt Hindsight throws in a dirty Sanchez reference HAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stl Bills Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Should I throw Snachez into the fire? Of course that would be the epitome of dirty Sanchez No not really, maybe a dutch oven......see below for a dirty sanchez....... http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/13h3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKRAAPY Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Should I throw Snachez into the fire? Of course that would be the epitome of dirty Sanchez I would keep fire far, far away from this ritual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted October 8, 2011 Author Share Posted October 8, 2011 My cousin Captain Foresight has told me that could be a problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted October 30, 2011 Author Share Posted October 30, 2011 John Beck has been farted on. Your welcome Bills Fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJ (not THAT RJ) Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 oddly enough, i believe that this was melville's original opening to moby dick. "Call me flatulent...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 John Beck has been farted on. Your welcome Bills Fans. Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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