BuffaloBill Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 On 12/3/2010 at 1:59 PM, Beerball said: It's Charlie... I resent being called a yahoo and just for that I'm going to ask my buddy Charlie to give you a call ....
/dev/null Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 I wonder if he set his ring tone to Helter Skelter
ieatcrayonz Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 On 12/3/2010 at 1:59 PM, Beerball said: It's Charlie... None from there thank goodness but my secret phone #47R-12993-ZQ for which I only give out the number to a select few keeps ringing from area code J95RR3 which I didn't even know area codes had letters. What is also weird is that it always says the call is coming in from the future which is uncommon. Is that you calling? Because I'm not answering.
thebug Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 Yeah a couple of times lately and they were "death threats" as well I thought it might be Spaggs messin' with me?
Chef Jim Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 Here's the creepy thing. Your post was time stamped 5:59 PST.
Beerball Posted December 3, 2010 Author Posted December 3, 2010 On 12/3/2010 at 6:36 PM, Chef Jim said: Here's the creepy thing. Your post was time stamped 5:59 PST. On 12/3/2010 at 5:59 PM, ieatcrayonz said: None from there thank goodness but my secret phone #47R-12993-ZQ for which I only give out the number to a select few keeps ringing from area code J95RR3 which I didn't even know area codes had letters. What is also weird is that it always says the call is coming in from the future which is uncommon. Is that you calling? Because I'm not answering. Oh no, that's probably Sammy. You gotta answer, you just gotta. He could be in grave danger, or maybe Jimmy fell down the well again. (Since Sammy is a gerbil and his life expectancy is 3.973 years it just looks like his calls are coming from the future because his gerbil years have been converted into people years which haven't occurred yet...hence the future)
thebug Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 On 12/3/2010 at 6:46 PM, Beerball said: Have you checked the children.......
ieatcrayonz Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 On 12/3/2010 at 6:55 PM, Beerball said: Oh no, that's probably Sammy. You gotta answer, you just gotta. He could be in grave danger, or maybe Jimmy fell down the well again. (Since Sammy is a gerbil and his life expectancy is 3.973 years it just looks like his calls are coming from the future because his gerbil years have been converted into people years which haven't occurred yet...hence the future) Tell me you never gave Sammy the number to #47R-12993-ZQ .
Beerball Posted December 3, 2010 Author Posted December 3, 2010 On 12/3/2010 at 7:09 PM, ieatcrayonz said: Tell me you never gave Sammy the number to #47R-12993-ZQ . I overheard Jimmy Spags giving it to Carl. You know that slut doesn't keep any secrets from Sammy. NOW ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE, THIS COULD BE A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH Reveal hidden contents I realize that the gerbil life expectancy crap is just that, crap, but if I tell crayonz that Sammy jumped in a time machine with the bot he won't believe me. I think the gerbil year conversion thing is just subtle enough to get him to answer his phone.
LeviF Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 On 12/3/2010 at 7:09 PM, ieatcrayonz said: Tell me you never gave Sammy the number to #47R-12993-ZQ . He might in the future. Thus the call.
BuffaloBill Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 On 12/3/2010 at 7:19 PM, LeviF91 said: He might in the future. Thus the call. I find this terribly confusing ... as I do most things in life given my limited mental capacity ....
ieatcrayonz Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 On 12/3/2010 at 7:18 PM, Beerball said: I overheard Jimmy Spags giving it to Carl. You know that slut doesn't keep any secrets from Sammy. NOW ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE, THIS COULD BE A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH Reveal hidden contents I realize that the gerbil life expectancy crap is just that, crap, but if I tell crayonz that Sammy jumped in a time machine with the bot he won't believe me. I think the gerbil year conversion thing is just subtle enough to get him to answer his phone. Jimmy????? Man I haven't seen him in a while. I've never had a better lawyer. Anyway that's what I thought. If he really violated attorney client privatage I guess he wasn't so great. Anyway, maybe it is just the Googlebot. I've had that phone for a while and he may have been able to decipher the number. I miss Sammy so much that I may risk answering. It could be dangerous so be ready to implement code plan Doublecheney. Call Sage to give him a heads up and make sure he doesn't tell Ennifer. Ennifer has been getting tips from Carl so Sage may be tempted. That would be a pain to be stuck in that situation if he brings her.
Beerball Posted December 3, 2010 Author Posted December 3, 2010 On 12/3/2010 at 7:54 PM, ieatcrayonz said: Jimmy????? Man I haven't seen him in a while. I've never had a better lawyer. Anyway that's what I thought. If he really violated attorney client privatage I guess he wasn't so great. Anyway, maybe it is just the Googlebot. I've had that phone for a while and he may have been able to decipher the number. I miss Sammy so much that I may risk answering. It could be dangerous so be ready to implement code plan Doublecheney. Call Sage to give him a heads up and make sure he doesn't tell Ennifer. Ennifer has been getting tips from Carl so Sage may be tempted. That would be a pain to be stuck in that situation if he brings her. Jimmy thinks you're a ghost, but we don't have time to get into that now. I don't think it's the bot though. Think about it...how long will the bot 'live'? Forever, right. So if you convert the bots age into people years you would expect to be getting a call from the Jurassic Period but you keep getting calls from the future. It's gotta be Sammy calling & I think he's in trouble. It's Friday afternoon...you really want me to try to find Sage? Where did you put my gasmask? I'll pick up a couple dozen cases of twinkies and a couple pallets of doritos, that should hold him for a while. You really want Sage? Reveal hidden contents Man, he's gotta pick up that phone. I think Sammy & the bot have gotten themselves in over their heads. Somehow they've ended up in the future. If the bot meets its future botself things will not end will. This could be the end of civilization as we know it. If only Carl was around...she would make sure that crayonz answered the phone.
thebug Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 On 12/3/2010 at 8:11 PM, Beerball said: Jimmy thinks you're a ghost, but we don't have time to get into that now. I don't think it's the bot though. Think about it...how long will the bot 'live'? Forever, right. So if you convert the bots age into people years you would expect to be getting a call from the Jurassic Period but you keep getting calls from the future. It's gotta be Sammy calling & I think he's in trouble. It's Friday afternoon...you really want me to try to find Sage? Where did you put my gasmask? I'll pick up a couple dozen cases of twinkies and a couple pallets of doritos, that should hold him for a while. You really want Sage? Reveal hidden contents Man, he's gotta pick up that phone. I think Sammy & the bot have gotten themselves in over their heads. Somehow they've ended up in the future. If the bot meets its future botself things will not end will. This could be the end of civilization as we know it. If only Carl was around...she would make sure that crayonz answered the phone. Are you sure you were getting oxygen during your coma?
BuffaloBill Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 On 12/3/2010 at 8:28 PM, thebug said: Are you sure you were getting oxygen during your coma? The real question is- is he getting any now?
ieatcrayonz Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 On 12/3/2010 at 8:11 PM, Beerball said: Jimmy thinks you're a ghost, but we don't have time to get into that now. I don't think it's the bot though. Think about it...how long will the bot 'live'? Forever, right. So if you convert the bots age into people years you would expect to be getting a call from the Jurassic Period but you keep getting calls from the future. It's gotta be Sammy calling & I think he's in trouble. It's Friday afternoon...you really want me to try to find Sage? Where did you put my gasmask? I'll pick up a couple dozen cases of twinkies and a couple pallets of doritos, that should hold him for a while. You really want Sage? Reveal hidden contents Man, he's gotta pick up that phone. I think Sammy & the bot have gotten themselves in over their heads. Somehow they've ended up in the future. If the bot meets its future botself things will not end will. This could be the end of civilization as we know it. If only Carl was around...she would make sure that crayonz answered the phone. What part of Doublecheney did you not understand? Get Sage. And preferably no Ennifer. Let me know when he is ready and when everything is set I'll answer a call.
Beerball Posted December 4, 2010 Author Posted December 4, 2010 On 12/3/2010 at 10:35 PM, ieatcrayonz said: What part of Doublecheney did you not understand? Get Sage. And preferably no Ennifer. Let me know when he is ready and when everything is set I'll answer a call. OK, he's in position.
ieatcrayonz Posted December 4, 2010 Posted December 4, 2010 On 12/4/2010 at 2:44 AM, Beerball said: OK, he's in position. I am a little nervous about that exploding phone but that was probably faked. If it rings, I'll get it.
Nanker Posted December 4, 2010 Posted December 4, 2010 On 12/4/2010 at 3:08 AM, ieatcrayonz said: I am a little nervous about that exploding phone but that was probably faked. If it rings, I'll get it. It wasn't faked. Here's the proof. I saw it on the Intarweb.
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