stevestojan Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 My father is 100% Ukrainian and he has been over there many times. I have a big collection of old USSR stuff- crystal bottles of USSR Vodka, old propaganda posters, nutcrackers, wood carvings. I collect artifacts from all over the world. I have pieces from Australia, Kenya, Egypt, Peru, Brazil, Japan, all over Europe, etc. Cool stuff 144654[/snapback] My dad is 50% Ukrainian. He also isn't uptight enough to care about my signature line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 My highschool also met up with one from Long Island for the tour. I lost my cherry in a Moscow hotel room with a 17 year old 'experienced' chick from Hempstead. Bet I'm the only one who can say that! 144647[/snapback] Or it could be turned it around and say something like "Dude, you're so pathetic you had to go to the capital of the Evil Empire for some clumsy groping with a Long Island chick in a dank alley outside the Kremlin." But I wouldn't say anything like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 $300 an hour, tipping optional...if the leg falls off, there is a return address on the thigh 144658[/snapback] sh--, if the leg falls off she's going to tip for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 I have a big collection old propaganda posters, 144654[/snapback] any with stevestojan on them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 any with stevestojan on them? 144672[/snapback] I actually made one back in the 60's. Its of me holding a space pencil... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 I actually made one back in the 60's. Its of me holding a space pencil... 144675[/snapback] how old were you when you learned that "space pencil" was for something else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 how old were you when you learned that "space pencil" was for something else? 144685[/snapback] 11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Or it could be turned it around and say something like "Dude, you're so pathetic you had to go to the capital of the Evil Empire for some clumsy groping with a Long Island chick in a dank alley outside the Kremlin." But I wouldn't say anything like that. 144664[/snapback] Didn't know you were nearby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 I have one, thanks. Just doing my part to fight TBD ignorance 144607[/snapback] Have you ever talked to her? Or are you still in the "Hiding in the bushes, peeking in windows" phase of your relationship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Dear Moderator: Please do not delete this thread or move it to PPP. It's political content is nothing but short of F_ _ king stupid, so it does not warrent PPP removal (those who visit that forum can insert laugh here). You should not remove the thread because it has supplied a glimmer of happiness to my crappy day. I like pencils - Communism Rocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 PPP...where threads are banished to serve out their exile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Dear Moderator: Please do not delete this thread or move it to PPP. It's political content is nothing but short of F_ _ king stupid, 144723[/snapback] PRECISLEY why it should go to PPP . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 PPP...where threads are banished to serve out their exile. 144735[/snapback] Banished? Exile? Are we talking Siberia? It's the damn cold war all over again. Fuggin stojan and his stupid pencil trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Banished? Exile? Are we talking Siberia? It's the damn cold war all over again. Fuggin stojan and his stupid pencil trick. 144755[/snapback] Is it a mechanical pencil or would the russians need a space sharpener...or they could just take a box of space golf pencils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 This is one of the funniest threads, perhaps ever...I cannot stop laughing.... Hey, I got no problem with Russia...this is what I support when it comes to Russia!!! Russia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 What's the average income in the US? Since I've been informed that I'm communist, I want to know if Im going to make more or less once we split up all the money... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jad1 Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 What's the average income in the US? Since I've been informed that I'm communist, I want to know if Im going to make more or less once we split up all the money... 144787[/snapback] I hear the engineers who invented the space pen make a bundle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 I hear the engineers who invented the space pen make a bundle. 144798[/snapback] I heard that they just sat and chatted on a sports-related message board for two years, and then when the deadline came up they went out to Staples and bought a $0.25 Bic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 I hear the engineers who invented the space pen make a bundle. 144798[/snapback] Are you saying capitalism is not efficient! Communist! Communist! Burn him at the Cross! Witch hunts are fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jad1 Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Are you saying capitalism is not efficient! Communist! Communist! Burn him at the Cross! Witch hunts are fun! 144811[/snapback] We're talking about pens here. Stay on topic. By the way, you know that story about the tortise and the hare? Turns out that it never really happened. In fact, if you race a rabbit and a turtle, the rabbit wins every time! I read it on snopes.com. Just want to keep the record straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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