Cotton Fitzsimmons Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 There once was a QB named Jimmy Detractors claimed he was bitchy While on the field his play seemed fine So some claimed he would be drafted at nine But to 30 he would fall to Minny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 There once was a QB named JimmyDetractors claimed he was bitchy While on the field his play seemed fine So some claimed he would be drafted at nine But to 30 he would fall to Minny I can say now i honsetly hope to everything that we draft Jimmy Clausen at 9. Not that i think he will be good/bad, just so i can read the "I Quit" "This Team Is Dumb" "Move The Team" "Blam Canada err i mean Ralph" threads. C'mon Bills please make my day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton Fitzsimmons Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 I can say now i honsetly hope to everything that we draft Jimmy Clausen at 9. Not that i think he will be good/bad, just so i can read the "I Quit" "This Team Is Dumb" "Move The Team" "Blam Canada err i mean Ralph" threads. C'mon Bills please make my day! Well, one thing is for certain... we are not taking him at 9, per NeverGiveUp... so that's a certainty at this point. He did seem to leave some wiggle room though that the brass may consider Clausen at a later slot (perhaps in a trade down scenario?) Personally, unless someone like Suh or Okung inexplicably fell to us at 9, I'd like to trade down to get at least 3 picks in the 25-50 range to draft LT, RT, and NT... perhaps two of the 1A tier of OT's and Cody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsfaninSixburgh Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I prefer a Jimmy Clausen hiaku: Clausen- oh please no! The guy quite frankly might blow Bulaga o-line (Editor's Note: For non-literary types: Hiaku - a form of Japanese poetry 5 syllables first line 7 next line and 5 for the third three lines in total the first two lines set up for the resolution in 3rd line Rhyme not necessary). Now, back to deep thoughts......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 There once was a QB named Clausen Whose teeth needed a good flossin' His dentist took care When he sat in the chair 'Cause Jimmy was prone to be tossin' Be careful of QBs named Jimmy When the long ball ain't exactly a gimme 'Cause when Evans goes long The pass could be wrong And make us wish we had Timmy That's enough for now. Next. GO BILLS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbringer Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I prefer a Jimmy Clausen hiaku: Clausen- oh please no! The guy quite frankly might blow Bulaga o-line (Editor's Note: For non-literary types: Hiaku - a form of Japanese poetry 5 syllables first line 7 next line and 5 for the third three lines in total the first two lines set up for the resolution in 3rd line Rhyme not necessary). Now, back to deep thoughts......... I like haiku better, too: Clausen is cocky Then again, so was Kelly Based on that, draft him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I prefer short stories. Once upon a time, there was a QB named Jimmy. He said "this thread is gay".The townspeople rejoiced. The End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Limericks > Haiku Valby would never write any of that lame BS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton Fitzsimmons Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 Limericks > HaikuValby would never write any of that lame BS. This man speaks the truth! We need look no further than "There once was a man from Nantucket" for evidence of such, Rico! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BufflaloBeastMode23 Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I got a jimmy rap.. Jimmy this jimmy that i wish his pops wore a jimmy hat/ lucky 9 never that/ luck of the irish fu*k that/ plus look at his face he is jimney cricket in the flesh/ but you know what would be fresh/ tim tebow (YES)/ why not cuz the bills do got bills/ put fat as*es and beer bellys in the stands/ sh*t if we draft jimmy/ i'll use the 50 yrd line as my new can cuz thats exactly what he'll do/ stink that bit*ch up like do-do... OHHHH SNAP....LOL...marshawn was dancin to that rap did yall see that...LMAO.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 There's a team that has the 9th pick But they won't take Claussen the hick Some may wish for a fragile Sooner But he'll too be a franchise ruiner Cuz he looks like an East German chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Why take Claussen in the first round? Behind tat line he'll just get beat down Even if he is the one they choose They're still going to lose And then we'll run him out of town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 The Bills of late have been scary Their draft situation is hairy They must take a QB I think we all agree To get rid of the Glove Wearing Mary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saundena Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 I love Limericks I love Hiku even more Two Bills Drive is great! But man, I can not wait until the draft so we stop sitting around writing Limericks and Hiku all day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsfaninSixburgh Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 I'll second that!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince61 Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 A QB from Notre Dame Trying to show his great aim His pro day went well His toe didn't swell He went on to NFL fame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince61 Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 There once was a QB named JimmyDetractors claimed he was bitchy While on the field his play seemed fine So some claimed he would be drafted at nine But to 30 he would fall to Minny A QB from Notre Dame Trying to show his great aim His pro day went well His toe didn't swell He went on to NFL fame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 There once was a QB of Domer In pictures he looked like a gomer He swore he's the man But got punched by a fan After losing to UCONN in double OT at home (err). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thoner7 Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 I dont know if this is a poem of any sort but hear I go: The Bills Front Office just sucks If we draft CLausen he'll bust If we pass on Clausen he'll boom It dont matter who we take They wont be any good Because the Bills front office just sucks PS Poems are gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 There once was a QB named Clausen He came to the Bills and gave us some thrills so we traded him now we will miss him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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