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There once was a QB named Jimmy

Detractors claimed he was bitchy

While on the field his play seemed fine

So some claimed he would be drafted at nine

But to 30 he would fall to Minny

 

I can say now i honsetly hope to everything that we draft Jimmy Clausen at 9. Not that i think he will be good/bad, just so i can read the "I Quit" "This Team Is Dumb" "Move The Team" "Blam Canada err i mean Ralph" threads.

 

C'mon Bills please make my day!

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I can say now i honsetly hope to everything that we draft Jimmy Clausen at 9. Not that i think he will be good/bad, just so i can read the "I Quit" "This Team Is Dumb" "Move The Team" "Blam Canada err i mean Ralph" threads.

 

C'mon Bills please make my day!

 

Well, one thing is for certain... we are not taking him at 9, per NeverGiveUp... so that's a certainty at this point. He did seem to leave some wiggle room though that the brass may consider Clausen at a later slot (perhaps in a trade down scenario?) Personally, unless someone like Suh or Okung inexplicably fell to us at 9, I'd like to trade down to get at least 3 picks in the 25-50 range to draft LT, RT, and NT... perhaps two of the 1A tier of OT's and Cody.

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I prefer a Jimmy Clausen hiaku:

 

Clausen- oh please no!

 

The guy quite frankly might blow

 

:thumbsup: Bulaga o-line

 

(Editor's Note: For non-literary types:

Hiaku - a form of Japanese poetry

5 syllables first line

7 next line

and 5 for the third

three lines in total

the first two lines set up for the

resolution in 3rd line

Rhyme not necessary).

 

Now, back to deep thoughts......... :wallbash:

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There once was a QB named Clausen

Whose teeth needed a good flossin'

His dentist took care

When he sat in the chair

'Cause Jimmy was prone to be tossin'

 

Be careful of QBs named Jimmy

When the long ball ain't exactly a gimme

'Cause when Evans goes long

The pass could be wrong

And make us wish we had Timmy

 

That's enough for now. Next.

 

GO BILLS!!!

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I prefer a Jimmy Clausen hiaku:

 

Clausen- oh please no!

 

The guy quite frankly might blow

 

:thumbsup: Bulaga o-line

 

(Editor's Note: For non-literary types:

Hiaku - a form of Japanese poetry

5 syllables first line

7 next line

and 5 for the third

three lines in total

the first two lines set up for the

resolution in 3rd line

Rhyme not necessary).

 

Now, back to deep thoughts......... :wallbash:

 

I like haiku better, too:

 

Clausen is cocky

Then again, so was Kelly

Based on that, draft him

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I got a jimmy rap..

 

Jimmy this jimmy that i wish his pops wore a jimmy hat/

lucky 9 never that/ luck of the irish fu*k that/

plus look at his face he is jimney cricket in the flesh/

but you know what would be fresh/

tim tebow (YES)/

why not cuz the bills do got bills/

put fat as*es and beer bellys in the stands/

sh*t if we draft jimmy/ i'll use the 50 yrd line as my new can

cuz thats exactly what he'll do/

stink that bit*ch up like do-do...

 

OHHHH SNAP....LOL...marshawn was dancin to that rap did yall see that...LMAO....

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There once was a QB named Jimmy

Detractors claimed he was bitchy

While on the field his play seemed fine

So some claimed he would be drafted at nine

But to 30 he would fall to Minny

 

A QB from Notre Dame

Trying to show his great aim

 

His pro day went well

His toe didn't swell

 

He went on to NFL fame

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I dont know if this is a poem of any sort but hear I go:

 

The Bills Front Office just sucks

If we draft CLausen he'll bust

If we pass on Clausen he'll boom

It dont matter who we take

They wont be any good

Because the Bills front office just sucks

 

PS Poems are gay

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