BillsNYC Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 Not for me. It went right into the toilet. The jokes belong in a different thread. 131065[/snapback] What's blue and floats? A dead baby in a toliet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 What's blue and floats? A dead baby in a toliet. I pray you never lose a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanone Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 I pray you never lose a child. 131111[/snapback] If he does, we'll all remind him to look first where he last remembered seeing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsNYC Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 I once got lost as a child in the woods. My dog found me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 I once got lost as a child in the woods. My dog found me. 131151[/snapback] Probably because of the porkchop around your neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mediaman Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 You people are all sick disturbed and need help. Whats pink and red and goes up and down and up and down. A baby in a blender. I don't mind the jokes at all, after all those are all words and not actions that make the headline news. Remember Comedy=Tragedy+Time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 I pray you never lose a child. 131111[/snapback] Aussie, come on - they're jokes. If you say "I hope you never lose a child" you should also say "I hope you aren't friends with a priest. I hope you aren't an animal lover. I hope you don't know any little kids named Johnny. I hope you aren't the owner of a bar"... Because those are the but of most every joke. I do agree these may be tasteless, and not right to be here, but I don't think its fair to say that to him in that way. I don't think anyone here finds the reality of this funny. At all. But I agree, maybe somewhere else, guys. Sorry Aussie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 Now for one more: A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender said "hey, we have a drink named after you" The grasshopper said "Really? you have a drink named Phil?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsNYC Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 Probably because of the porkchop around your neck. 131154[/snapback] haha What's pink and red and spins really fast? A baby in a blender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 BillsNYC and billsfanone...are you guys 30 going on 13? Did it ever occur to you that someone reading this thread may have dealt with the loss of an infant or child. A$$holes(I'm being kind) like you, are why I rarely post here anymore. Is there really a need to insert your comic brilliance into every thread regardless of the topic? Why not hangout at www.jokes.com instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 Aussie, come on - they're jokes. If you say "I hope you never lose a child" you should also say "I hope you aren't friends with a priest. I hope you aren't an animal lover. I hope you don't know any little kids named Johnny. I hope you aren't the owner of a bar"... Because those are the but of most every joke. I do agree these may be tasteless, and not right to be here, but I don't think its fair to say that to him in that way. I don't think anyone here finds the reality of this funny. At all. But I agree, maybe somewhere else, guys. Sorry Aussie. 131171[/snapback] A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender truns to him and says "we don't serve your kind here." The mushrooms replies "oh come on, why not, I'm a fungi." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 BillsNYC and billsfanone...are you guys 30 going on 13? Did it ever occur to you that someone reading this thread may have dealt with the loss of an infant or child. A$$holes(I'm being kind) like you, are why I rarely post here anymore. Is there really a need to insert your comic brilliance into every thread regardless of the topic? Why not hangout at www.jokes.com instead. 131338[/snapback] And oh so faintly I hear the sound of a violin playing in the backround. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theesir Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 Screw you too, Its pathetic that douchebags spend their day inserting their mindless crap humor into any topic posted, and the people who have a problem with it are the ones who get harrassed. I read all this talk about this board being a family, what the hell kind of family make jokes at the expense of a dead child. In my family, the people making those jokes would be taken out back and have the stevestojan beat out of them. :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFaninNC Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 Wow - nice to know my fellow Bills fans are so mature. Can we start Mom jokes next? I'd love some off color ones too. Forget about the Bills and lets rename this board twohahadrive.com grade school is in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 Wow - nice to know my fellow Bills fans are so mature. Can we start Mom jokes next? I'd love some off color ones too. Forget about the Bills and lets rename this board twohahadrive.com grade school is in! 131358[/snapback] Your Momma is so fat I slapped her thigh and rode the wave. Your Momma is so stupid she thought a Quarterback was a refund. (Football related) Your Momma is so fat she's on both sides of the family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 Screw you too, Its pathetic that douchebags spend their day inserting their mindless crap humor into any topic posted, and the people who have a problem with it are the ones who get harrassed. I read all this talk about this board being a family, what the hell kind of family make jokes at the expense of a dead child. In my family, the people making those jokes would be taken out back and have the stevestojan beat out of them. :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: 131356[/snapback] Yeah, the earlier threads where people talked about what they'd do to the victim (well, what they'd want other people to do to the victim, as most people who talk such B.S. have neither the stomach nor the constitution to accomplish such endeavors) were much more palatable than a couple of harmless jokes that have been around since my childhood. Obviously, each person handles tragedy differently. If you believe in God, then you believe that child is in a better place despite what happened. The baby also wasn't the relative of anyone on this board. If it were, you'd see us come together beautifully as we've done numerous times for worthy causes. BIZARRO FFS version: Lighten up Francis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCM Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 "Schlosser had been investigated on child-neglect allegations this year, but Texas Child Protective Services had recently closed a seven-month investigation, concluding that Schlosser did not pose a risk to her children. Just what the hell were they investigating for 7 months.....nice conclusion. I know how under-staffed and over-worked those types of government agencies are.....it's a tragedy that very well could have been avoided. Sad.....very sad. To have the one person in your life that you trust and love the most harm you that way.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 on the jokes thing, this is an open thread for discussion. What positive merrits can you bring from a story about a mom dismembering her kid?? NONE. Now, if people want to joke, then so be it. Jokes posted on a bills message board are independent of what that poster would do or feel his or her own baby was dismembered. I'm sorry if my quad joke about the beach offended anyone, but i'm not sorry to have posted it. I guess the moral of the story is to a) not write texas CPS on your resume for past employment B) don't dismember your kid and c) have thick skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Things Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Why do you have to post crap like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFaninNC Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 on the jokes thing, this is an open thread for discussion. What positive merrits can you bring from a story about a mom dismembering her kid?? NONE. 131457[/snapback] AMEN... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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