banjo moe Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Listen, this was a weak stab at humor. I WANT to hear smart ass sarcasm, it will help to keep my sanity. This **** really can't be real but unfortunately it is. One thing that's for sure, I like many from our region have the same mentality and that is what Tim Russert was proud of when he referred to how we as Bills' fans keep getting knocked down but we also keep getting back up. As Bill fan who moved away all I can say is, you people need help. When you die is your last thought going to be, my football team let me down and it cascaded into a series of unfortunate life events for me? I wish I did things different. The NFL has passed the Bills by, and maybe its time to let it go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipster19 Posted January 12, 2010 Author Share Posted January 12, 2010 Sorry all that **** happened to you tipster but just think, it could be worse, it could have happened to me! Why is your wife so slow? The same reason Helen Keller is a terrible driver.....because she's a woman! How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Hand her a shovel.... Anyways, remember that you can do anything you want and it is never too late to start LOL! That's funny guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsidethebox Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 I cried because I had no shoes, then I met a man who had no feet. It could always be worse. Keep your chin up and good luck to you and your family. PS: I am sorry about your loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4BillsintheBurgh Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Hey, at least the Bills aren't going to lose the Super Bowl this year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 I recommend you watch this movie. You never know, maybe it'll work out better for you than that guy. he cant afford to rent fargo!!!! lol!!!! sometimes u just gotta laugh at the situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipster19 Posted January 12, 2010 Author Share Posted January 12, 2010 he cant afford to rent fargo!!!! lol!!!! sometimes u just gotta laugh at the situation. Ain't that the truth! LOL! Hey, I just got a text from my boss. All is good and I'll be back at the rockpile first thing in the morning! I should really get drunk more often! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b stein 22 Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 What a Great way to start the new year!! Good way to turn everthing around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Ain't that the truth! LOL! Hey, I just got a text from my boss. All is good and I'll be back at the rockpile first thing in the morning! I should really get drunk more often! Yabba Dabba Doo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsidethebox Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Ain't that the truth! LOL! Hey, I just got a text from my boss. All is good and I'll be back at the rockpile first thing in the morning! I should really get drunk more often! That text wasn't from your boss, it was from me! Your still fired! Just kidding, glad to hear that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Ain't that the truth! LOL! Hey, I just got a text from my boss. All is good and I'll be back at the rockpile first thing in the morning! I should really get drunk more often! so the SAME freaking door opened????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 That text wasn't from your boss, it was from me! Your still fired! Just kidding, glad to hear that. lmao spongie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipster19 Posted January 12, 2010 Author Share Posted January 12, 2010 That text wasn't from your boss, it was from me! Your still fired! Just kidding, glad to hear that. Can I get unemployment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4BillsintheBurgh Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Ain't that the truth! LOL! Hey, I just got a text from my boss. All is good and I'll be back at the rockpile first thing in the morning! I should really get drunk more often! That's great news! It will give you some time to find another job, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Ain't that the truth! LOL! Hey, I just got a text from my boss. All is good and I'll be back at the rockpile first thing in the morning! I should really get drunk more often! it wasnt your boss. it was your slow wife. cheers for the wives. gotta love em. slow or what not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipster19 Posted January 12, 2010 Author Share Posted January 12, 2010 it was your slow wife. If I ever had to wait for my wife to buy a car from me then they would be arresting me for first degree aggravation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 If I ever had to wait for my wife to buy a car from me then they would be arresting me for first degree aggravation. if she is slow as a snail. just change her name to slow motion. thats what i would do. LEGALLY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zazie Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Ain't that the truth! LOL! Hey, I just got a text from my boss. All is good and I'll be back at the rockpile first thing in the morning! I should really get drunk more often! Something tells me you are going to do just that.... Best of luck, hope you sell a few tomorrow on the hangover rebound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conch Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 You type well for a drunk person..... My thought exactly. I was searching to see if someone else caught it. Not only that he is very articulate and has excellent grammar for someone minus a good education. He can go far if he gets the right break. Many companies are looking for people that simply know how to write a friggin sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iinii Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 You type well for a drunk person..... That is what I thought too.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasNootz Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Can you throw a football or do you have any coaching experience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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