PastaJoe

I'd go to work. It's a law of physics that time slows down when you're at work.

I have Holmes and picked up Blaylock as a backup when Priest got hurt. I also had to deal with Randy Moss being out, and now Marc Bulger is out, but I did have Chandler as a backup. But after going 12-0, I lost my first game last week because Bulger went out early and I lost by 4 points with Chandler and Bledsoe on the bench. I always seem to get hit with injuries just before the fantasy playoffs.

Like fine wine, she's been good since the '60s and continued to improve, I submit the wonder from down under; Olivia Newton John. http://www.onlyolivia.com/pix/index.html

The season isn't over, they'll be showing new episodes in January after the holidays.

How about having Shelton line up as the TE in the one-back formations.

1. I thought Brian Bosworth was going to be an All-Pro for years. 2. I thought Joe Gibbs would make the Redskins a playoff contender this year. 3. I thought Josh Reed was going to be as capable as Andre Reed.

I'd go with Smith and Evans. They just aren't throwing to Moulds this year, and Evans can get 40 yards in one catch.

American forces weren't used at the Bay of Pigs, it was Cuban nationals who invaded. They failed because they didn't get the U.S. air support they were promised. And it wasn't preemptive because they were trying to take back the country from Castro. The Cubans didn't care about any threat to America, they just wanted to get control of their own country back.

I have a 5 minute walk from the parking lot to my office. I bring my Walkman with me so I can listen as I walk in. It's really aggravating that the show is being stopped at 10am here in Syracuse. They're in the middle of a bit, and all of the sudden the station plays the end bumper that's used at the end of Best Of. Then afterward they played that lame statement again about how Howard has decided to make us pay for his service. They played it about 5 times during breaks today. It's like saying because Michael Jordan was going to another team next season, we're going to sit him out for the whole 4th quarter this season and play a rookie instead.

She should have used the Bruce Smith preseason loophole of saying that she wasn't a practicing homosexual, she was an expert at it and hadn't practiced in years.

They've all been strong lately, but looking at the matchups I was leaning towards Alexander and Pittman. I'm worried that Droughns may be shutdown by the Chargers this week.

Pick 2 of these: Sean Alexander vs Dallas, Reuben Droughns vs San Diego, Dominick Davis vs NYJets , Michael Pittman vs Atlanta.

Former New York Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik is the likely choice to head the federal Homeland Security Department during President George W. Bush's second term, according to sources close to Homeland Security officials. Kerik would replace Tom Ridge, the first head of the department, who on Tuesday announced his intention to resign once a successor is in place. Kerik, 49, served as police commissioner for 16 months during 2000 and 2001 and gained national prominence during the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. He previously was city corrections commissioner. After leaving the police post, he undertook a mission for the Bush administration to help train Iraqi police. He earned his spurs as a Bush political loyalist by delivering a prime-time speech praising the president during the Republican convention and campaigning for him in the fall. Speculation about a move to Washington increased recently when Kerik sold $5-million worth of stock in Taser, the stun-gun manufacturer. The White House declined to comment on the appointment last night.

I assume he'll be back the next time they have a Tournament of Champions. I wonder how much of his winnings he'll be giving to the Mormons. "Alex, I'd like another 5 wives for $2000".

Rosie O'Donnell shaves?

I'm giving it until July. If things don't improve I'll be pulling out the "Don't blame me, I voted for the other guy" bumper sticker. Until then I'm trying not to worry about politics. Like an airline passenger flying through a storm, I couldn't change flights, so it's in the pilot's hands now.

She's only 23, that's only a 9 year difference. She's almost a teenager herself. Kids his age are going to the movies seeing girls her age get it on in teen flicks like American Pie. Oh to be 14 again.

I was the pitcher/manager of a softball team at work. At the bar afterwards one of the players called me papajoe because I was like the father figure. Another guy said I should be called pastajoe because I'm a big eater. Somehow it's stuck after almost 20 years. And I'm not even a fat Italian, I'm 6'3", 235lbs. and Polish.

Clean shaven or landing strip?

But be careful going through a carwash, they might run up and try to baptize you.

Actually I've been waiting for something to go right. Still waiting.

They're afraid to until they get the gay marriage ban approved in all states.

I took my Kerry stickers off my car over the weekend. I still see some with Bush stickers, what's up with them?

Of course civilians are going to be fighting Bin Laden and the Chinese in the city streets with handguns and rifles.

It's all just a big joke to you people that the gap between the haves and have nots increases while the middle class gets squeezed. Keep shopping at Walmart and saving your few precious dollars at the expense of domestic jobs. I'll keep boycotting them and paying more for American made products while they're still available and I still have a salary that allows me to.