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  1. We Come In Peace
    You are not thinking 11th dimensionally. If you look at it that way, he did sell years ago. Or will sell years from now. It's a riddle.
  2. We Come In Peace
    Just received a communiqué. The first half of the fleet has successfully passed through the dimensional portal outside of Neptune. The attempt to thwart their arrival by Commander Gukumatz was evidently unsuccessful. Fifty-two days remain before their presence is known to the masses. Is anyone planning on having a party to celebrate the coming invas--enlightenment?
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    Mr. Lucas sold now because he was informed. http://www.popeater.com/2011/01/20/seth-rogen-george-lucas-2012/
  4. We Come In Peace
    What is insulting about being called a cracker? You have luxury hotels named after crackers, how bad can it be?
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    I cannot be certain. I spent most of the 1990s in stasis. But if you are correct, that is an amusing coincidence. The Van Allen Belt might be better known as the Van Allen Radiation Belt, though in reality there is no radiation.
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    This is also false. He is well aware he is not allowed to send forces beyond the Van Allen belt.
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    He's actually from this location. http://images.wordlesstech.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/beautiful-andromeda-galaxy.jpg
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    There will be no October surprise any longer. Our first wave will not arrive until the winter solstice, or Ix Chéan. Though by then, much will be different on this planet.
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    I have looked into the matter and he is not one of us. Your species is stuck with him. This is complete fiction. The ones who live under the sea have been there since before time as you know it began. They are not a threat. Yet.
  10. We Come In Peace
    Point of fact, it will be sometime closer to March. Mr. Biden did not make the cut for the initial wave of transports.
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    Was my protocol incorrect? Please do not report this if so, further marks on my record will not be well received by my superiors when they arrive.
  12. We Come In Peace
    The mistake made by Mr. Aldana (as you know him) is easy to make when you lack even a basic understanding of the Bécru model of space time.
  13. We Come In Peace
    Your rules have never been your rules. They've always been our rules that we've allowed your species to follow. However in the effort of goodwill I will oblige your request:
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    Once I traveled with Hun-Hanapu and his descendants from the 5th to the 11th dimension. Hun-Hanapu's eldest spent the entire time kicking the back of my stasis chamber. It was an entirely joyless experience.
  15. We Come In Peace
    While defeating noxious odor was not the intended application of this directive, the answers you seek can be inferred from it. Only a passing understanding of Cu Ix equation is needed.
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    I question the entire thesis of this subject. How does the temperature of the females in your species relate to one's sexual desirability?
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    In less than 63 of your days, all will know our presence. But this article is just poppycock.
  18. We Come In Peace
    This is slander of a most outrageous nature. Our mission has always been one of peace.
  19. We Come In Peace
    Heh, we can't resist buzzing the Canadians. Though ... I wish my buddy hadn't mooned that farmer in Maidstone. Would have saved us a lot of frontal lobe aches.
  20. We Come In Peace
    Doug Flutie is not a "grey". He is actually a genetics experiement gone terribly wrong. I cannot go into details on this matter. As for Mr. Kraft, as I told Crayonz once -- you're closer than you think.
  21. We Come In Peace
    We don't fly billions of miles just to give anal probes. That's just one of the ways we kill time as we continue to implement our master plan. It's kind of like how some of you humans enjoy "cow tipping". There's no real purpose for it other than to screw with the cow's heads and get a laugh.
  22. We Come In Peace
    The Xentractal Howling Slug. They are nearly toppled a research outpost near Alpha Centauri a few years back during their mating season. Many brave souls gave their lives to repel the slimey, winged beasts.
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    Perfect that it was directed by Joss Whedon too.
  24. We Come In Peace
    That is indeed the most important question ...
  25. We Come In Peace
    My files show that you will have lots of new "friends" in the very near future.
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