Just Jack

https://www.rt.com/news/311030-chechen-girls-con-isis/

You can always go back to DOS 5 and Windows 3.1

I'll take one too if you can get more than one.

remember to touch home plate... http://www.milb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20150726&content_id=138977386&fext=.jsp&vkey=news_milb&sid=milb

Well since you said please...

It's half a sentence at the very end of this article... http://www.syracuse.com/buffalo-bills/index.ssf/2015/07/russ_brandon_now_president_of_both_buffalo_bills_and_buffalo_sabres.html And since it's a subject already being discussed in another thread.... [This is an automated response] This subject matter is being currently being discussed or has already been discussed in a previous thread. Please consider using the "search" function before starting new topics. Thank you.

Was it an arranged marriage?

Was he wearing a Jets jersey? Maybe it was Spags.

Howard is a lesbian named Liz from Van Nuys, California.... http://lesbianlog.blogspot.com/2009/01/spotted-post-office-lesbo.html

55 second mark, is that a "Billieve" shirt?

My best guess is the Panthers game since it has the later start. They usually do fireworks after. And Steelers has a better chance of selling out anyways.

Rank? Maybe in terms of stink.

Hey Marion, you tell your buddies that when I leave a note on my mailbox that it's okay to leave my package without getting a signature, the leave my !@#$ing package!

Agreed with #1, no comment on #2

It's not quite a new rule if it's been around for 5 years now.

10:37am, the third stall on the right.

http://www.democratandchronicle.com/story/news/2015/07/23/goethe-highland-park/30579773/

I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nKlzQo3Wqo

Why, is he going to have his dick chopped off too?

At least he's checking ID's to make sure they're legal, unlike Travis Henry.

And that's the issue, instead of sugar on their Cheerios they now want caviar!

If it's like the one I did, bring a pen and a book your first day.

Do you have any granddaughters for The Real Buffalo Joe? He's desperate so age isn't an issue.