Steely Dan

I have a video for sale from when I did it last week. PM me and I'll arrange to send it to you for the low, low price of $299.99 and if you act right now I'll include the video of me eating a live bat at the Osbourne's last Christmas.

IMO, it makes her more attractive!! Who do you think you are? Kramer?

You would've thought that by now all of the teams should have given up on him. Especially with the Commissioner cracking down on guys like this. Well they deserve what they get if they sign him. Not only is he a trouble maker but he's proven he's beyond help. If this works out for them I'll eat a live chicken.

Dude this is a scam. I'll bet 20:1 on it. They don't approach people on the streets for this kind of thing. They have rolodexs full of agents names who they call for these situations. I would stay away, far away.

He was not a bust pick, IMO. He has turned out disappointing but two very solid years does not a bust make. If the Bills can get a 3rd or better for him before the season starts then I won't call him a bust at all. I really wanted Buffalo to take Carriker in that draft.

That's what she said!!!

Snopes has a piece on "The Twinkie Defense" that's interesting. Twinkies were never claimed as the reason for the murders. The defendant claimed depression drove him to it and his defense noted that the defendant had been a health food nut and that his eating Twinkies was a sign of his depression. It's been misreported since then.

Ok, let's get 'em outta da way now. He's gonna need a stiff defense. He's gonna do hard time. He was only caught because the dicks (slang for detective) were on his case. I hope the judge isn't soft on him. Sounds like a rooster and bull defense strategy. Hopefully the prosecution doesn't suck. If he claims that this made him kill people at an overlook shouldn't there be murders every day at Viagara Falls?

I wanted to see if Dev would catch it.

Who's the chick in your avatar? She's purdy. A vid on VT pro day. Has a short interview with EW at the end; Dana Jacobson interviews EW; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNrR94wACRI

Oh yeah, I agree 100% with him. We'll see how smart he and Gailey are in 8 months. If the QB's fail then the coming draft is better for QB's anyway. If they succeed then he didn't waste a draft pick. JMO

I like this better. I prefer to read than listen. JMO

Butt out! Misspelling a Bills players name is weird for a fan to do. Do you have that affect on a lot of men?

It's an iconic piece of history and belongs in the Newseum because it was a media circus that split the country down racial lines in a lot of cases.

White Trash? Hasn't everyone done that?

As long as were at it some people need to know the difference between then and than; Main Entry: 1then Pronunciation: \ˈthen\ Function: adverb Etymology: Middle English than, then then, than, from Old English thonne, thænne; akin to Old High German denne then, than, Old English thæt that Date: before 12th century 1 : at that time 2 a : soon after that : next in order of time <walked to the door, then turned> b : following next after in order of position, narration, or enumeration : being next in a series <first came the clowns, and then came the elephants> c : in addition : besides <then there is the interest to be paid> 3 a (1) : in that case <take it, then, if you want it so much> (2) —used after but to qualify or offset a preceding statement <she lost the race, but then she never really expected to win> b : according to that : as may be inferred <your mind is made up, then> c : as it appears : by way of summing up <the cause of the accident, then, is established> d : as a necessary consequence <if the angles are equal, then the complements are equal> — and then some : with much more in addition <would require all his strength and then some> __________________ Main Entry: 1than Pronunciation: \thən, ˈthan\ Function: conjunction Etymology: Middle English than, then then, than — more at then Date: before 12th century 1 a —used as a function word to indicate the second member or the member taken as the point of departure in a comparison expressive of inequality ; used with comparative adjectives and comparative adverbs <older than I am> <easier said than done> b —used as a function word to indicate difference of kind, manner, or identity ; used especially with some adjectives and adverbs that express diversity <anywhere else than at home> 2 : rather than —usually used only after prefer, preferable, and preferably 3 : other than 4 : when 1b —used especially after scarcely and hardly _____________ And affect and effect; Main Entry: 1af·fect Pronunciation: \ˈa-ˌfekt\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Latin affectus, from afficere Date: 14th century 1 obsolete : feeling, affection 2 : the conscious subjective aspect of an emotion considered apart from bodily changes; also : a set of observable manifestations of a subjectively experienced emotion <patients…showed perfectly normal reactions and affects — Oliver Sacks> usage see effect ____________ Main Entry: 1ef·fect Pronunciation: \i-ˈfekt, e-, ē-, ə-\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French & Latin; Anglo-French, from Latin effectus, from efficere to bring about, from ex- + facere to make, do — more at do Date: 14th century 1 a : purport, intent b : basic meaning : essence 2 : something that inevitably follows an antecedent (as a cause or agent) 3 : an outward sign : appearance 4 : accomplishment, fulfillment 5 : power to bring about a result : influence <the content itself of television…is therefore less important than its effect — Current Biography> 6 plural : movable property : goods <personal effects> 7 a : a distinctive impression <the color gives the effect of being warm> b : the creation of a desired impression <her tears were purely for effect> c (1) : something designed to produce a distinctive or desired impression —usually used in plural (2) plural : special effects 8 : the quality or state of being operative : operation <the law goes into effect next week> — in effect : in substance : virtually <the…committee agreed to what was in effect a reduction in the hourly wage — Current Biography> — to the effect : with the meaning <issued a statement to the effect that he would resign>

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ When the topic of what to call soy milk came up, Scotto blurted out, “Soy ji---um!" Scotto's confused co-anchor, Greg Kelly, looked on in disbelief as the banter continued during the live show. "Rosanna!" Kelly said in a reprimanding tone. This is not the first time a TV anchor has gotten into hot water for their salty comments. WNYW/Channel 5 brass apologized last year after Ernie Anastos' chicken-flavored cussing during the 10 o'clock news. The popular anchorman, a colleague of Scotto's, blurted out, "Keep f- - -ing that chicken" to the shock of viewers last September. The f-bomb mortified even his co-anchor during the Wednesday-night broadcast. In 2008, salty-tongued Sue Simmons shouted, "What the f- - - are you doing?" during a live promo for her WNBC/Channel 4 show. She apologized and was not punished. Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/fox_anc...N#ixzz0mfUqm9u6 Publicity stunts? The female anchors face is priceless!!!

^^^^^^^^^^What they said. I don't know where you get the zero fumbles number from this is from his CBS draft page statistics. According to this he fumbled 15 times in college and lost 8 of them. Fumbles Season....TEAM .........G...FUMB........FUMBLOST 2006-07 Clemson...13.......5.................3 2007-08 Clemson...13.......2.................1 2008-09 Clemson...12.......3.................2 2009-10 Clemson...14.......5.................2 TOTAL.................52.....15.................8 Incognito was signed by Miami and given a $25,000 signing bonus. I think there is a good chance he's cut in camp. He may be a good player but he's obviously somebody that the vast majority of teams don't want. This is the typical line of draft bitching on this board. Why did they take ___________ when ___________ was still on the board!! That's why they can't draft. In a couple of years it could've been; Why did they take Anthony Davis/Brian Bulaga when CJ Spiller was still on the board? All good examples of the Bills passing up better players to fill a need. That's what Nix didn't do this draft and now some people think it's a stupid way to draft.

They had twelve TV's in the weight room!! Jauron didn't expect a whole lot from them it seems. Chansaw seems to expect A LOT more from these guys, I would imagine, in every facet of their preparation. I expect there will be a lot more film study, a lot more conditioning and a lot more intensity at practices. I also expect Gailey's coaching staff to put these guys into systems that will maximize their talents. I think their confidence will build and people will see how much talent has been wasted here for the past three years. I definitely feel there's a big improvement in the way things are being done at One Bills Drive right now.

If they had lost in the first week of the playoffs that would have a lot more validity to me but they made the championship game by beating two other playoff teams. I just think they started peaking at the right time. I think Ryan is a great HC. A lot of fire, used correctly, can really pump up a team.

Sarcasm? Soooo you do lick their kind?

Now, now, now. Leave JW out of this.

Their running game is their biggest weakness. Getting rid of Thomas Jones and Leon Washington borders on the brain dead. Shonn Green is good but he's not good enough, JMO. Mark Sanchez had a 63.0 QB rating last year. The reason they got to AFC Championship game was by far their running game. The Bills run defense should see great improvement this year and if they can stuff the run the Jests will be forced to throw against McKelvin, McGee and Byrd. With Sanchez throwing 12 TD's and 20 Int's last year I like those odds. The Bills secondary is one of the best in the league and so dealing with their receivers shouldn't be an insurmountable task especially when the RB weakness is taken into account. If CJ Spiller breaks the corner he's gonna move the chains, probably significantly. I hope Gailey can get the offense to a little above average this year because if they are then the Bills should be able to split the games with them this year. JMO Their defense is tough because their secondary is one of the best and even better than Buffalo's, IMO, but not perfect. I'll put money on Chansaw finding holes to exploit.

Here you go; Media Can I talk to you about the offensive line's struggles this year? Random Player Sure. Media What's the problem with the offensive line this year? Random Player I know we've been struggling this year with injuries and having to grab inexperienced players from other teams. I really think if we can cut down on the injuries and get a set lineup on the line we'll be a lot better. Media Thank you. Or maybe you think it would be like this; Media Can I talk to you about the offensive line's struggles this year? Random Player Sure. Media Do you honestly think you should be playing in the NFL? Random Player (Knockout punch and reporter falls to the ground)

When I was in college I wrote a piece for the paper on Black History month and the editor changed it to Black Student Union month. That caused me some headaches!! There is no stopping an incompetent douchebag sometimes.