Steely Dan

It will probably make them more valuable in the future because a lot of them are going to be returned. JMO

Thanks, I just emailed that to all of my friends with kids.

I think we'd all like to... have you suffocate.

Just so you know the NFL keeps track of tackles, sacks, tackles behind the line of scrimmage, QB pressures, tipped passes and interceptions. (I may be forgetting some.) I don't see anything wrong with going into a season with lofty goals. It's not his fault Jauron couldn't make it work.

You're stealing it now.

I would hope that over the years she's learned how to effectively deal with that though.

Hey now he's not an idiot...oh yeah, he is. Whiner, you have pu--y in your avatar. What more do you want? If she made the time to marry you then she must have run out of excuses long ago. I know, Deerballs told us. Don't burn your foot on one of those. You may have to wrap it in bubble wrap. WVU, she's in someone's avatar here.

Quit whining. Others are picking up the slack for ya.

I've tried other sites FF but Yahoo! stands hands and toes above the others. BTW, I play in a guys league who has fourteen starting positions and 4 bench players. It's a little agitating when a great player is going to be injured for a few weeks. If you have two you have to cut one a lot of the time.

Too hot? She's very pretty but I doubt she was fired for being too hot. Maybe she was fired for being too egotistical.

'Nuff said. I bet the Bills offense ranks in the top 15 this year.

Here's a bigger picture of my avatar. http://markimoore.com/uploads/Things11.jpg

It's from an email a friend sent me. It's supposed to be a picture to test whether you're getting over the hill or not. If you notice she's not wearing a seatbelt then you must be over forty and have kids. I don't know who the chick is.

Gentlemen, I present Elena Anaya. Nutha And a nutha Last one And an encore.

How did the deli people know he was naked?

Proof right there that alcohol severely impairs judgment.

The kids attitude is outstanding. Please God, bring him to full strength by the beginning of TC.

Glad to hear ML finally showed up.

Who's pickup would they trade? It's June first, cuts day but don't expect much of anything. The June first date is used principley for cap reasons. Since there's no cap this year they don't need it. JMO

Seriously? You really think you were a functioning human being before this bender.

Supposedly this dude was a direct line to Osama Bin Laden.

Ok, I've never done shrooms but I did do acid three times and I told myself before hand and kept reminding myself that what I'm seeing isn't real. This guy was borderline mental anyway. That's the exact same thing that jumped into my mind.

Driving stoned and driving drunk are two totally different things. I don't recommend either but if given the choice of getting in a car with a drunk guy or a stoned guy I'd pick the stoner. Marijuana doesn't affect your motor skills and judgment nearly as much as alcohol, IMO. A looooooonnnnnnnngggggg time ago: A friend and I got stoned one night at his job in Irondequoit. We decided to go back to my house and watch Letterman. So I get in my car and he gets in his and we take off. I get to my house and he arrives about 10 minutes later. He gets out of the car and says; "On the way over here I stopped at a green light. Can you imagine if a cop saw that?! He'd pull me over and go; "Son you can save us both a lot of time. Whaater' you on?"