Azalin

And although I'll smile every time you do, I won't take one iota of credit. Besides, I'm sure it'll be quite appropriate. Still too early. Does nobody remember 2000?

No argument from me. Don't execrate the messenger.

Michigan and Pennsylvania are both looking like they'll go Trump. Michigan has 16 electoral votes, Pennsylvania has 20. Either one wins it for Trump. Unless I'm missing something.

Sh%t like that is just ridiculous.

I would remind everyone that it's still not over, and the recounts/lawsuits haven't even begun. Let's wait until all the chickens have actually hatched....

You and me both. I'm really sorry to hear that. My thoughts and prayers for your friend. Okay, that's just awesome. That's exactly how I want to go. Why in hell would he start preparing speeches now?!

Fear not. The night is young, my friend.

Which would therefore make you unaware you had even stiffed him due to the SEP field you generated in doing so.

Si, es muerto.

2020: Let's put a real clown in the White House

Yeah, Texas holds their stereotypes too.

You must be thinking a couple tall bottles of Chimay.

"Crooked Hillary".

True about both, but you can't always actually tell people stuff like that. "Insufferable" doesn't begin to describe.... 1616 Pennsylvania Avenue: Dreams in the Witch House.

Excellent taste, sir. Having a little of this more firmly embedded into our culture wouldn't be such a bad thing. http://youtu.be/MuCBFKZeIW4

I wouldn't have been able to decide on that one. I used to like good ol' B1 Bob (Robert Dornan) and Sanchez knocked him out by dropping her married surname of Brixey and running under her maiden name of Sanchez in order to gain more of the Latino vote back in the 90's. Despite what some in the news are saying, there isn't a snowball's chance in Hell that Texas will go blue this year, and I just returned from helping to ensure that it doesn't.

I would be deeply honored.

I've always aspired to be "execrated". Nobody ever uses that one except HP Lovecraft, and he's been dead 70 years.

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. "Loathe" is a much more elegant and expressive term than "hate".

Gramophone cylinder - nothing better.

I still buy them. I almost never stream music. I like having the product in hand - kind of old-fashioned in that regard. LPs?! 8-track is clearly the way to go.

You are literally the only person I've heard say that, whether they were participating in the ACA or not.

Now, there's no call to start insulting Satanists like that.

What, do you give bass guitar lessons?

You just want to deny poor people health care. - Gatorman