Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, Cam Newton is no Arian Foster when it comes to linguistic gymnastics. 
  
Also, for the most part, these guys are given a script from the Sports Information Officer, or wtf they're calling themselves. He definitely looks high and he also looks like he's struggling to remember what it was they went over for him to say minutes before they sent him to the podium hopped up on drugs. 
  
For all we know the "Donkey Kong" thing may be a total backfire. In the pre-conference brief he was probably told 'remember, it sounds like Donkey Kong.' 
  
Either way, he's going to have a sit-down with their media guy after this.  
  
Don't be high. Don't call big black guys "Donkey Kong."