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I'll probably start out with terpentine and then by halftime move onto an arsenic/gasoline combo to alleviate the blowout.

I'm not one to toot my own hor or anything but I'd like to thank myself..........

This is so funny. First Maroneys not playing, then Bruschi's out. I'm so sick of Belichik pulling his injury report sh_t. It's cheap coaching and I hope he has a heart attack. I wish Aaron Gibson was kept on this team for one purpose, to fall on top of Tedy Bruschi and cause severe injuries.

What a rip. And to think that the stream would probably falter and break down at times forcing the viewer to have to wait for the feed to buffer. This will certainly not pan out. American football is not exactly the most popular sport in other countries. Now I'm not ripping soccer, it's quite fun to play but as far as watching it is concerned I'd rather watch fat people have really sloppy intercourse.

LOL, that's my goal mac!! As long as it gets a response.

There can never be enough Billy Madison references on this board.

I couldn't agree more with your thoughts on a Mossless Culpepper. As much as I hate Moss' personality he is probably the best WR when fully healthy and I'd wonder if it would be possible to figure out how much he boosts a QB rating when on the field. I think Dante is going to have a very rough year.

Okay, can someone please tell me what 'CW' stands for?

I'll go with that, maybe Holcomb is more ready now. I didn't think Nall looked that awful during the PS however.

yeah seriously, why don't the manning brothers just get it over with and bloh eachother like everyone wants and their idiot dad can film it

I would like to see them get infected with ebola laden crabs from their gay ventures with Tom Brady.

Esiason is one chromosome short of "retarded" if you ask me. I didn't see the game but Dante's stats look horrible. Did he suck up a storm or what?

haha, good to read you again. I just read through that entire thread, what a good laugh.

Dude, I totally agree that his speed is back and I think that he is going to have an outstanding year. And I've never given TH a hummer nor would I recommend anyone to do so. Willis just makes it so easy.

LOL, Outstanding!!!

http://www.buffalobills.com/news/news.jsp?news_id=4113 I hate to always rip on McGahee but what book would he bring? My guess would be anything from the Spot series with a possiblity of upgrading to a Hardy Boys novel in a few years.

That would be about the only reason to have him at #2 IMO. Nall has the hunger right now and limiting his snaps/participation in practice isn't going to help anyone. Holcomb just doesn't seem to have it anymore and he's also nearing retirement age (nothing against the man but it's near the same situation as Troy Vincent, it's just getting to be time to move on) Nall was given a very decent amount of money to be #3? Was Jauron quoted as saying that Holcomb played well in the last 2 preseason games? If I'm not mistaken Holcomb didn't take 1 snap in the 3rd game.

Having a short bus to represent your devotion to the Bills would be amazing. I would just get worried that Willis would see it and regress back to his high school days and probably hop on and forget there was a game going on.

"Tom Brady, New England star Quarterback holds up a single finger indicating that he is number 1 yet again in the category of all male interracial group sex films. Brady, a competitor at all things has slept with over 112,786 men in the last year alone and has earned the nickname "Brown Town Brady" during his endeavors."

Last I heard Pat was in doubt to make the team due to a weight problem. Of course this was months ago so I could be mistaken. I still love the guy though.

That cheeseburger idea was retarded. If MM had any bit of a good strength & conditioning coach/nutritionist on his staff he would have been informed that eating a cheeseburger or anything that fatty within 24 hours of a high energy need type of activity is extremely bad. Fast food causes your liver/kidneys and just about every other organ to go "What the fu_k did you just do to me?" Football is very demanding to begin with so throwing a cheeseburger or two in the mix just causes the body to have to work harder to accomplish the same thing. I can guarantee that the negative physical effects of ingesting cheeseburgers far outweighed the endorphin laden false sense of happiness that the players got when eating them. MM really was an idiot for alot of reasons, this was always a glaring one in my opinion. These are grown men Mikey, not 2nd graders. (albeit some do possess the IQ of 2nd graders)

I agree with you here. Linda Brady and company will probably be a bit antsy I would assume and possibly prone to an error or a few rough plays. If Buff wins the toss and receives the kick they will have to play 'O' with a deafening crowd early in the game and I don't know about anyone else but I'd like to see Losman at least sustain a bit of a drive and not have a small mental breakdown this early in the season. Kicking first might alleviate this fear a bit. I always think it's better to receive the kick after halftime. If I was coach I would almost always elect to put the 'D' in the field first.

Most of the Bills losses recently to the Pats have been exaggerated due to stupid mental errors (except the 35-7 thrashing last year) They clearly don't possess as much talent now as they did 3 years ago. It's time for Buffalo and the rest of the NFL to begin moving beyond the stigma of playing the Pats.

While you're at it, Juck the Dodgamn Fets. I really hate them too. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm k, how about this..............? Suck the Feahawks! Puck the Fackers! Ruck the Favens! And last but not least someone should skullTuck Bom Trady right in his eye socket!!!

Very correctly put. If there is one thing that Rosenhaus always makes sure of it's that his clients never hold out. He's a fine man and more of us should model our lives after his.