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damj

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  1. We should keep this going so we have at least one page per memorable Mike Willians moment with the Bills ... oh wait, no .... we would've stopped a long time ago ... never mind
  2. I think Mike Williams was doing jumping jacks in TampaVille ... it registered 4.3 on the Richter scale in Western New York.
  3. After reading all 11 pages, I think I should point out something to you all: Mike Williams is my hero ... I figure that all I need to be like him is 12,000,000 twinkies and a lobotomy so that I lose the desire to excel.
  4. Probably because considering his 4 year career with the Bills, this is the most enjoyment that Mike Williams has ever given us.
  5. Yes, Mike Williams is indeed with Tampa Bay. Soprano365 has sources deep within his own bowels (namely his head) which have confirmed this report.
  6. Just had a Mike Williams sighting ... apparently he is in England ... here is a pict http://ptpff.net/files/M_Williams_in_England.jpg
  7. Mentioned what? Oh, BTW, any truth to the rumor that the Bucs signed Mike Williams?
  8. Bills | Krispy Kreme reports high satisfaction with Mike Williams Tue, 3 May 2006 09:06:42 -0700 In a written press release, Krispy Kreme spokesman, Chet Ubetcha, has publicy declared their support for beleagured Jags/Bucs offensive lineman, Mike Williams, saying "I know that he's getting alot of flak on the internet, but man, every store that we have between Jacksonville and Tampa has been posting record numbers since Mike has moved to this area".
  9. Bills | Dissatisfaction with Mike Williams led the Bills to draft Donte Witner Tue, 3 May 2006 09:06:42 -0700 Jerry Sullivan of the Buffalo Evening News, reports the Buffalo Bills decided to "reach" for Donte Whitner with the 8th pick of this year's draft in large part because of their dissatisfaction with former left tackle Mike Williams (now with the Tampa Bay Lightning). The Bills dissatisfaction with the massive tackle was so great that the Bills decided to pass on all "big men" in the draft and select someone who was less than 205# and under 6'-0" tall, which led them to bypass more highly regarded prospects in Holoti Ngata, Broderick and Bunkley, and Winston Justice in favor of Witner.
  10. We tried to throw in Bennie Anderson, but Detroit refused.
  11. A naked Mike Williams walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. He lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked Mike Williams says... p.s. It's ironic that after 4 years of Mike Williams as a player, that this thread has given us more entertainment than his play of the field
  12. He signed with the Jags?!? When did Tampa Cut him?!?
  13. Rob Johnson (No Brains) Mike Williams (No Heart) ... now we need someone with no courage, then we're off to see the Wizard!
  14. Buccaneers | Local Tampa restaurant owner displeased with Mike Williams Tue, 2 May 2006 15:66:42 -0700 Mike Williams, of the Jacksonville Jaguars, reportedly called a press conference to deny reports that he had been observed in a Tampa Area restaurant recently. According Mr. Lee, Owner of "House of Lee", Mike Williams was in his restaurant last week for the weekly all you can eat special. After 4 hours, an angry Mr. Lee asked Mike Williams to leave, saying "You be here 4 hour, you go now!" Mr. Lee has since closed the restaurant due to bankruptcy. When asked to comment on the report, Mike Williams immediately started sobbing and ran out for "personal reasons" .
  15. No, I thought this was his next career ... http://www.npa-bodybuilding.co.uk/gallery/...kewilliams.html
  16. Sirius Radio has just reported that Generalisimo Francisco Franco, is still dead.
  17. No ... Seahawks?!?! Geez .... that's hockey!!!! We all know that Travis plays better on grass!!!!!
  18. Seriously, now that we got Reyes, I think that our o-line will be fine this year with Jennings, Brown, Teague, Reyes, and Williams .... Now Run Travis ... Run
  19. Sporano365 told me that we tried to draft him with the 4th pick in 2002, you know ... when Tampa Bay drafted Mike Williams ....
  20. How many Mike Williams does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, he's too big!
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