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We tried to throw in Bennie Anderson, but Detroit refused.

A naked Mike Williams walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. He lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked Mike Williams says... p.s. It's ironic that after 4 years of Mike Williams as a player, that this thread has given us more entertainment than his play of the field

We re-signed Mike Williams?!?! Cool!!!!!!!!!

He signed with the Jags?!? When did Tampa Cut him?!?

Rob Johnson (No Brains) Mike Williams (No Heart) ... now we need someone with no courage, then we're off to see the Wizard!

Buccaneers | Local Tampa restaurant owner displeased with Mike Williams Tue, 2 May 2006 15:66:42 -0700 Mike Williams, of the Jacksonville Jaguars, reportedly called a press conference to deny reports that he had been observed in a Tampa Area restaurant recently. According Mr. Lee, Owner of "House of Lee", Mike Williams was in his restaurant last week for the weekly all you can eat special. After 4 hours, an angry Mr. Lee asked Mike Williams to leave, saying "You be here 4 hour, you go now!" Mr. Lee has since closed the restaurant due to bankruptcy. When asked to comment on the report, Mike Williams immediately started sobbing and ran out for "personal reasons" .

No, I thought this was his next career ... http://www.npa-bodybuilding.co.uk/gallery/...kewilliams.html

Never Mind!

Sirius Radio has just reported that Generalisimo Francisco Franco, is still dead.

No ... Seahawks?!?! Geez .... that's hockey!!!! We all know that Travis plays better on grass!!!!!

Seriously, now that we got Reyes, I think that our o-line will be fine this year with Jennings, Brown, Teague, Reyes, and Williams .... Now Run Travis ... Run

Sporano365 told me that we tried to draft him with the 4th pick in 2002, you know ... when Tampa Bay drafted Mike Williams ....

How many Mike Williams does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, he's too big!

Wait .... No .... isn't he still playing at Texas?

What!!! You mean we don't have Big Mike Williams anymore?!?!? When did that happen?!?!

Martin Vance UDFA signing ... Kiper and Mort are saying that us signing this guy was a reach.

Mr. Irrelevant drafted AGAIN?!?!? How the hell does the SAME guy get drafted EVERY year ... geez, those general managers are soooooooo dumb!!!!!

Damn Marv! What the hell was he thinking with this pick! He died 3 months ago! Well, at least he WAS a "character" guy. {Sorry to jump the gun, but I won't be here when they pick}

Finally a good pick, but "Where's the Beef (on the 0-line)?

Time to smoke up Trav ...

So Anderson is our starter again .... oh happy happy joy joy

Look for a fast rising "Character" guy rated at oh ... say the 6th round

We should trade our 2nd and both 3rd picks to make back into the 1st ... that way we can make sure that mid 2nd round guy that we want is definitely there.

Great, now we can stop the run 5 to 8 yards down field ... I guess it's an improvement over last year

I don't flipping care any more, I turned this frriggin crap off.