HereComesTheReignAgain

Q: If your wife comes out of the kitchen to yell at you, what did you do wrong? A: Made her chain too long.

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: Because the dishwasher should match the refridgerator and stove.

Q: What is the toughest thing about being a Patriots fan? A: Telling your parents you're gay.

Two sperm are swimming along when the first one asks "man, we've been swimming forever, are we anywhere near the uterus yet?" the other sperm answers " Uterus...We aren't even past the esophogus!"

Two guys are camping for a week when they start to get on each other's nerves. The first guy says "how about we split up tomorrow, get some time apart and talk about our day when we meet for dinner". So they head off in different directions in the morning and meet up for dinner. The first guy says "I had one of the best days of my life! I found a mountain stream and went for a swim, watched the deer drink from the shore and caught a huge fish." "Wow, that is a good day" said the second guy "but I had an even better day! I found a ravine with some train tracks and walked along them for a while. I found a beautiful girl tied to the tracks and when I untied her we made love in every position possible! Best day of my life!" "Holy cow, that is a great day...Did you get a hummer?" the first guy asked. "No, I couldn't find her head"

This topic is so much different than the last stupid one you started! http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showtopic=84599

Just when I thought i've seen the biggest moron in TBD history, somebody new steps up to the plate.

Bye

Paul Hamilton and WGR are just pissed that they might have to talk Bills football once in a while now. I heard Hamilton's comments and I thought he sounded like an A hole once again. I really wish there was an alternative to WGR for local sports news on my drive to and from work.

Can I hang out in your corp. box please?

Apparently he didn't owe any back taxes and would have screwed up the curve.

They have some great videos on that site. I love the "bully gets knocked out" themed videos.

When you can get through a whole post without calling someone a derogatory name, you might have some room to talk.

That gives me a great idea for her next trick!

You need to watch the video in the "perfect woman" thread several times to offset the Bachelor vibes!

What is the toughest part of being a Bachelor fan? Telling your parents that you're gay.

This video has it all....Beer, hot chick, bikini, boob as a bottle opener. http://www.break.com/index/the-ultimate-bo...can-opener.html

Do you mean tabledances? I have heard dancers say they do not do table dances for a group, but they make all their $ doing lap dances.

OK mr. maturity, what "hobbies" do you enjoy? Nice touch with the sexual link to gun ownership, I was wondering when one of you morons would pull out that tired line. By the way, Jack Bauer uses an H&K that has no "cool accessories and accoutrements". They are used by many police forces around the world. Must be they just want a pseudo sexual rush.

OOH! That name sounds scary. Maybe they should ban it since that would make as much sense as banning a gun due to the way it looks. Nice gun.

I can't believe WGR is talking about football. I had them on for a change this morning for about an hour and they didn't say one word about football. I did however hear plenty about all the possible moves that Darcy Regier won't make! Oh well, not like it is a big day for the NFL.

I own a lot of guns. Muzzleloaders, shotguns, a .22 rifle, pistols and an AR15. They all serve a different purpose from deerhunting, small game hunting, target shooting, and self defense. So I guess you are calling me a coward. It's funny, I have spoken to many people about guns and gun control and it seems the only time anyone has the balls to call a responsible gun owner a coward is on the internet. You probably feel that you are more enlightened than the common "gun nut", but the speed at which you are willing to judge someone's character based on their posessions would say otherwise. I don't think I will change your mind on this issue since your views seem to based solely on emotion rather than facts.

Please explain to me why I am a coward based on owning guns. I tend to think a better judge of courage, or the lack there of, is to see who calls people cowards form behind an anonymous screen name. If you are comfortable making a judgement like that, you have some deeper issues than the ones being discussed here. I would never call someone a coward because they choose not to own a gun. There are many reasons people choose to own or not own guns. On the other hand if you are vocal about how unnecessary guns are, please put a sign in your yard that let's the criminals know they are in no danger if they victimize your family. If you would not consider doing that, you must acknowledge that armed citizens deter crime. I can assure you they are not afraid of your louisville slugger and all your internet courage.

I miss the dueling Stewies! ... when the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless ...

I think you are a year too late with this. They franchised him for 2008.