Jon in Pasadena

And if you can't comprehend that there weren't any 1st round talent QB's in THIS draft after SB went #1, and to blow a #9 on a 2nd or 3rd rd talent would have been !@#$ing stupid, then I think YOU are the mentally challenged one. We will probably pick up a QB prospect in a later round, and if not then we may need to wait another year before getting our franchise QB. Newsflash: we weren't likely going to the playoffs this year no matter how many draft choices get thrown away on stupid reach picks.

Don't feed the Trolls.

Sorry to hear that. You should have gone to a co-educational college!

Doug Flutie v. 2.0 ?

Very nicely done.

They should both be put down. And I don't mean the dogs.

And now that poor beer can has chlamydia.

http://www.xepisodes.com/southpark/episode...ed-Chicken.html Warning: NSFA (not safe for ANYWHERE!)

I've been trying NOD32 on the wife's laptop, and I think it's better than Norton or McAfee.

Avatar - 3D = 0

Completely made it up, of course.

Female cop was 6'3" Marium Varinauskas

A few weeks ago I took my 3-year-old to the second-run theatre to catch a Saturday matinee, figuring that I'd probably have to sit through something lame like Princess & the Frog or Alvin the Squeakuel. Bless his little heart; He looked up on the marquee and saw the poster for "The Blind Side", got all excited and said "Papa! I wanna see the FOOTBALL movie!" So we got two admissions, three hot dogs & a big bottle of water -- for under $10. And the movie wasn't too bad.

Can't beat this for getting every last follicle...

You can say that again.

Fusion is a quite good shave. Cheap refills at Costco last a long while. Used to use a straight razor sometimes, but that became plain suicidal once the kids got ambulatory

I believe McKinney is UFA.

Well, she might redefine the term "space-eating tackle". As in, she'd literally devour the continuum in the vicinity of the LOS. So our RB's need only gain a yard or 2 and we'd still make a first down.

Well, if she did make a couple of hundred large off it, I bet that easily covers the cost of a lap-band, and then presto! instant hottie. Or so the unending barrage of radio commercials would have us believe.

Wait a minute, an idea is coming to me... maybe the Bills have found their new 3-4 nose tackle?

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! HELLS, NO!

That's actually not all that far off from Poz's old haircut...

I used to buy "Oui" for the conjugations.

OK, which one of you jokers sent Brandon/Jauron that copy of "How to win in the NFL with a weak-ass incomplete team and crappy QB's" ? You forgot to tell them it was GAG gift, dumas...

Yeah, negative 3 years too early....