Meathead

if you dont have faith that the bills will be good every season then you love terrorists

yeah but in a league with punters it would be five

i resent that

racist

i have high hopes talking rhesus monkeys will drive a winnebago made of swiss cheese out of my rear end i have high hopes that lindsey lohan and britney spears will make me the hot salami in a slut sandwich i have high hopes elvis and jim morrison will come to me in a ghostly visage with winning powerball numbers four wins

keep the shout song

brian moorman

ricky recovers a fumble but runs the wrong way after a pregame crisping

if i thought this team had any chance of a playoff push id say bringing back t.o. would be fine but they dont they should do their best to win games of course, but it would take the biggest miracle ive ever seen involving a bills team since illegal lateral to make the playoffs. improved coaching and great effort simply wont be enough and we will all suffer through a long season with that in mind, and understanding that local fans wont be buying nearly as much t.o. koolaid the second time around, bringing him in this time would be a flat out waste of money thank you and i apologize our sorry ass line slash qb combo ended your consecutive games with a catch streak, but we wont be requiring your services this season

i like that it sounds like a dirty word but it isnt

just getting the passing game to average would be a major improvement, and i think we will get that but the reason having a run centric approach goes beyond just having great backs. they will also need to try to keep the defense off the field to avoid getting the ball ran down their throats themselves. for at least half the season i believe the run defense will be very close to worst in the league so their best chance to win will be long sustained drives and some big defensive plays in the defensive backfield

just cuz gailey got something out of a scrub doesnt mean he necessarily wants him here. hell we got plenty of our own scrubs to turn into a sows ear now who looks like the idiom

its blatantly obvious this is a two year plus plan this season its do the best with what you got and figure out who you have to work with if they get lucky and end up with a lot of good pieces then they fill in the blanks in the offseason and make a playoff push if not then its another cycle of fine tuning and season three becomes make or break four wins

without a line looser than lindsey lohan at an all you can drink viagra party the qbs will have more than two and a half seconds to set up to throw medium and long balls. thus stacking the box wont be nearly the problem it was last season regardless of who plays qb unfortunately the defense will give up ground territory like an iraqi republican guard made up entirely of andy dicks so the improved offense wont salvage the season either four wins

are the rumors true that as a wedding present he gave them ammo and a bong?

i wont care how good anybody is in the division until '11 i hope the cheats, fish, and nyets all win the sb this year

its not like they, oh idk, recorded the other teams defensive signals

those rednecks dont know nuthin i mean their rednecks not our rednecks still i wouldnt rank my bills that high either four wins

really, other than the lions the rest of the teams listed could have finished in any order, making the bills pretty close to the very bottom woo hoo we're no worse than number two from the bottom!

another reason why im afraid the bills will not last another decade here - they would never be able to get psls for anything but the most premium sections (ie jim kelly club etc) you might call it greed, but greed is what makes the entire american economy work. its a capitalistic society meaning prices essentially set themselves based on whatever people will pay. and since theres only thirty-two franchises there is a huge supply/demand problem meaning people will pay through the nose to get access to what is a very scarce product the only way i see myself ever paying for a psl is if i found myself suddenly flush with a lot of dough that i could burn. and since i dont ever expect that to happen, there will be no psls in my future, ever

one word: scab superbowl

id like to see me poop gold bricks, puke lobster bisque, and grow the finest silk as my hair

he is exactly correct and my heart aches that the majority dont get it ah someday

wow i didnt even know there was such a thing as an eyeglasses emergency

so will he be out longer than four hours?