Meathead

nothing has spawned more heated debate in the history of sports forums than this question right here it all boils down to fans getting confused regarding their role and how it relates to the team in short: - coaches have to coach every game trying as hard as they can to win every time no matter what - players have to prepare every game like its the superbowl of superbowls no matter what - fans can do whatever the hell they want cuz it has absolutely no bearing on the coaches, the players, or the outcome of the game thus i will do what i have done every season for decades: root for the bills to win until they are mathematically eliminated from playoff contention and then hope they lose so sometime shortly after game eight or nine i suspect my motto for the remainder of the season will be: just lose baby

i agree the jets are doe snot

not at all like thurman and miami the bills dumped thurm, didnt want him any longer, same with andre. i didnt blame the bills then as they were going with a youth movement rebuild but thurm did and went to miami out of spite two completely diff sitch

- defense is always ahead of the offense early during camp and when new systems are rolled out - this is essentially the same offense that struggled badly with the 3-4 and they are just starting full speed pads-on practice against it - as camp goes on and the offense grasps chans system and how it matches to the 3-4 they will catch up - the three young oline starters should improve quite a bit and overall the unit should be average (a big improvement) by the opener - if/when oline injuries happen we are screwed thus the official guaranteed-to-happen© mh prediction remains a middle of the pack offense and a terrible run defense that spoils a good dbackfield four wins

its not our fault some guys have names just begging for crass and puerile punch lines. i mean somebody has to say it right? might as well see how far and how good it can be taken. you start with the classics and work your way into an art form i was all excited when tyler ennis came into prominence but you know that one is a lot tougher than it first appears. wang is just loaded with one liners, but try finding something to match with ennis that makes it obvious and isnt confused with dennis or tennis, i mean its rough out there

in the end the decision to release schobel essentially made itself. the bills couldnt risk having him show up fat, collect eight bigs, and sloth around for months. i just hope they made a clear agreement to stay out of the div and i hope schobel doesnt decide to be a dick about it

at least we have no dick

for the record lets clearly define this one way or another - are you or are you not saying race played a factor in any way in the schobel situation?

qb suckage ratio

if a business kept all of the same employees but hired a new mgmt team and installed completely new processes and computer systems would they suffer a significant productivity hit in the short term?

chan feels better than dick not that theres anything wrong with that but we wont know if any of it means being able to win games until middle of next season if chan can get this band of misfits to five hunnerd i will be impressed, but since thats unlikely anything less gets him another season easy anyway. well maybe not a winless season lmao but that aint happening, even two wins he still stays comfortably

joan did look hot but they used their magical white haze of beauty that makes everything look better so its hard to tell. they could put the white haze of beauty on my hairy butt and youd still want to kiss it so its not really fair to compare

like the 07 sabres scary or evil spock with a goatee scary?

99% likely levi goes to the ps - a seventh round rookie is extremely safe on the ps for his first season. virtually every team has their own qb prospect drafted much higher than seventh round already on their roster - fitz isnt a bonafide nfl starter but hes a very reliable backup. its possible trent and brohm would both flame out so badly they snowball to hell and wouldnt even be options. that wont happen with fitz. thus he will stick until one or both establish themselves or bomb out - thus brown will be on the ps until next fall at least

its only rational that trent gets first crack here, which is why the greatness that is me predicted it months ago once you consider the scenarios its the only logical choice - a qb competition between these three is going to be unreliable until a few real games are played. the choice is almost arbitrary until then - theres no young hotshot that you have to play; nobody really has a leg up anywhere; levi is a non-factor for now - if you give edwards first shot you can still come back to brohm, who loses nothing (potential, promise, hype) in the process - if you start brohm now you can only come back to edwards if brohm and potentially fitz gets hurt/bombs. iow, you damage trents situation even tho he hasnt taken a reg season snap yet - if you start fitz now your team is in deep ****, youre a retard, and you need to find a job as far away from coaching as possible - if edwards starts now and turns into a competent nfl starter great! you have a player and you still have your up and coming contender for the crown putting psychological pressure on trent - if edwards bombs then all you have really lost is a few games - which might be significant depending on how long it takes to re-earn the bomb label, but balanced against the more important chance to recover edwards as a resource of some kind you have to take that chance. brohm would still get a ton of good development starting the last half of the season or more, almost as much as he would have got if he started the season so really there always was only one choice. unless one of the other guys turned into some kind of freakish training camp football throwing automaton with perfect compl pcentage you really simply have to go with edwards in this sitch yes you may bow now and no youre not worthy

i told him he could stay with me but when he asked if i could squeal like a piggy i called it off

yes but they didnt inhale

bruce was a real immature dick as a rook, come to think of it he still is but the pt is dicks like that can pull it together and become quite productive in the nfl so unless its reeally bad the smart players will roll with it for a while and see what happens. hes still got time

official mh guaranteed to happen© results likelihood for trent as qb: 5% - franchise level qb 20% - a reliable nfl starter 20% - journeyman second tier starter 30% - career backup 25% - scrapes bottom a few seasons then out of football

racist

what kind of pussified ned flanders family wont take their kids to a ball game

Billy Smith god i hated that bill

well if the bills have to move out of buffalo (as i expect they will) then that would be just about the best situation to keep the team close enough to still feel partly ours

if youre ranked 31 of 32 arent you by definition likely to surprise some teams? woe be to those four teams that get surprised this season

one word: dum bass