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Hoax. Im not desperate. In point of fact I think the lies and contortions people like you use to delude yourself into support for trump alternate between perplexing and hilarious. Also, FYI, Jesus was a brown person. better than the wine cork status. Woof. That’s a bad one.

Maybe you should have watched the rally tonight. He kind of, you know, said it at the rally.

Hoax.

It was a blast watching a bunch of mouth breathers give Coronavirus to each other. Riveting stuff. Maybe they can chant lock her up a bit while they argue about whether to again make america again great again or simply keep making America great.

Hoax. It was a fake sellout.

It’s a fake sellout. Bunker boys followers are scared of snowflakes. Sad! Maybe when he’s president he can lead from the bunker, too. Most of them live in Moscow, have 20 different screen names, and don’t speak English.

I like the part about slowing virus testing. Massively great idea from stable genius President.

I heard a nice line about shameless hypocrite and plagiarism. I though he was making fun of melania again, but it turns out he was actually mentioning a guy who was last president over three years ago. I think trump secretly has a man crush on Obama. It’s the only explanation for why he keeps talking about him. Barack this, Barack that. Sad!

if by full you mean half empty I completely agree with you.

hoax.

Maybe next he’ll talk about the John Bolton book.

But not so many people. Sad! Small crowd for a small man. At least he emerged from hiding in his bunker. Unfortunately this irresponsible event threatens to worsen the pandemic. What a loser.

Biggest rally crowd ever. Thousands of people wore Tom Bauerle invisibility cloaks. Good thing nobody was hurt when the outdoor stage came down.

Maybe trump can release the results of his latest physical so we can see if Bunker Boy is hiding something besides himself.

I thought it was like a Clark Kent/Superman thing. I saw Professor Chaos there and I wondered of KoKo was some kind of superhero alias that I wasn't aware of, or if I had possibly (and inexplicably, given the quality of the show) missed a South Park reference.

What’s the adage about the lawyer who represents himself having a fool for a client? You just walk into this stuff. It’s barely even amusing anymore. Come back with something that makes me laugh, I beg you sir! Duly noted, old timer. So how did you pick the name Koko, anyhow? I remember. Not classy. And not even mildly funny. If you’re going to insult me you gotta have better material. I’ve got a good one on the way for you; I want you to bring your A game tonight so I can have some fun with it.

It’s too easy. It really is. Hoax.

I’m not begging to do anything to anything of yours. But I have noted that you self-characterize as having a cork. Sad!

I think you’ll fly this flag loudly and proudly. You have given me no choice but to place you on the Homophobe List.

I was having a nice day, casually munching my lunch, when I read this. Those friggin’ lefty “journalists” are always interrupting people. You’re right. I wish they would just put a cork in it and shut up sometimes to let the alt-facts come out. Day. Ruined.

I’m glad to hear that you have found joy in your existence. Now project that joy to others, sir!

Upon whom do you place blame for your ***** life? I come to this place for laughter and fun. You patronize it as a means of expressing your anger and self-loathing. I feel badly for you, and I hope that you are able to make a new friend today who can bring some joy into your life. Cheers!

You can just tell me. I’m genuinely curious. Australia? NZ? Germany? All interesting places.

Hoax. I improve your lives. I’ve helped you in particular to a tremendous extent. I know you appreciate it. You’re welcome!

Yup.