...so, St. Peter's up at the pearly gates, interviewing the recent arrivals..
"how'd you die?' he asks the first man..
"The big 'H', said the man
" Ah, Heart attack, number one killer, come on in" St. Pete says
Next guy up and St. Pete repeats "How'd you die?"
"The big 'C', says the man
" Ah, cancer...someday they'll find a cure.. come on in
Next up is a woman, St Pete says "how'd you die?'
The woman says " gonorrhea!"
St Pete says "Gonorrhea!?!, you don't die from gonorrhea!"
the woman says "you do when you give it to big Leroy!"