...so, St. Peter's up at the pearly gates, interviewing the recent arrivals.. 
"how'd you die?' he asks the first man.. 
"The big 'H', said the man 
" Ah, Heart attack, number one killer, come on in" St. Pete says 
Next guy up and St. Pete repeats "How'd you die?" 
"The big 'C', says the man 
" Ah, cancer...someday they'll find a cure.. come on in 
Next up is a woman, St Pete says "how'd you die?' 
The woman says " gonorrhea!" 
St Pete says "Gonorrhea!?!, you don't die from gonorrhea!" 
the woman says "you do when you give it to big Leroy!"