Satan

Don't forget to bring a towel.

Don't forget to bring a towel.

I hope you didn't forget to bring a towel.

I'll start warming up now: With the first pick in the 2011 draft, the Buffalo Bills select [insert name you've never heard before], Cornerback, [insert name of division II school you were only vaguely aware existed].

Boston's Big Dig was a smaller project than Aaron Maybin.

Revised question: If the Bills get pasted by the Skins, will fans stop whining about being ranked 31st?

You just earned a 4 game suspension. Don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns.

Dammit, how many times do you need to be told?? Don't feed the trolls!!!!

Oh. So I guess if the new GM made a statement that all the QBs on the roster suck and would be cut Monday morning, that would be a '+1'. Thanks for reminding us why you are considered a -793.

Yes, because the team should definitely consider the opinion of Jim Kelly more than that of the new head coach.

I realize the thread has long since stopped discussing the attempted 'human-initiated incident', but I'll add a footnote. We flew to LAX from JFK without incident on Saturday. My brother in law's family flew here from London on a Virgin Atlantic flight with no entertainment system, and they told passengers it was because of the NWA flight. So that's either the most bizarre overrecation or the worse excuse for a lie I've ever heard.

Good summary. I didn't realize there were fans who failed to understand that trade. Maybe I should issue a memo.

Ok, I'm convinced. Thanks.

Everything is normal. Nothing to see here, move along please.

IMO, the best episode ever was "Kenny is a Tomato". The one where they go to the rain forest is also a personal favorite. This new one looks pretty good too....

Thank you for defending the integrity of MLB and its officials. We appreciate your support.

Were you the guy on the bridge? Nice to see at least one person was waiting on pins and needles for the outcome of an election thousands of miles away from where most people on this board live. Apparently this person is under the delusion that Gov. of Washington is going to have a profound impact on all our lives. I guess those of us in Missouri will have to wait and see.

BF_in_Indiana

A TSW version of that might be interesting.....

Good news, I'll keep them in my thoughts for a full recovery...

Great list there. Don't forget a Maxim or Playboy to help improve morale....

Traveling for the first time since college! Up to Mass to my brother's house. Everyone please be safe and have a great holiday!

You need to find another voter registration project to work off some of your hostilities.

Cinemax, late night. Oh wait, you meant the "fully loaded mahine gun", didn't you? I'm sure Wham will fill us in any time now.

Yeah, cause your pocketbook is not an intregal part of your personal life....